She said, “Don't call the doctor, I want to fall asleep peacefully, with your hand in mine.”

[Professor Rape]

Youre gay and I bet you don't pee right. I bet your phone makes weird noises you don't understand.

Please just take a shower

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Please just take a shower

That's an actionable threat

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I called a doctor many times you motherfucker.

"Don't call anybody!" Turk pepper sprays the nurse because his hands aren't blue.

 

[Professor Rape]

"Don't call anybody!" Turk pepper sprays the nurse because his hands aren't blue.

I got that reference...

 

[Turk February]

"Don't call anybody!" Turk pepper sprays the nurse because his hands aren't blue.

I only sprayed the nurse cuz I was homophobic. I've changed.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I only sprayed the nurse cuz I was homophobic. I've changed.

Did they clear you for rabies?

 

[Turk February]

Did they clear you for rabies?

I actually don't know. I'll know in February.

 

[Professor Rape]

I actually don't know. I'll know in February.

You made that up. You were thinking of a fake time frame and looked at your username.

 

[Turk February]

You made that up. You were thinking of a fake time frame and looked at your username.

There's not such thing as a February

 

[Turk February]

No honestly February 2nd is the last x-ray I get to see if my hand is falling off.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I actually don't know. I'll know in February.

I think you probably have it and that's why you're afraid of water

 

[Turk February]

I think you probably have it and that's why you're afraid of water

Have you ever been in water? It's super hard to breathe and someone has to pull you out. Why wouldn't you fear it?

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

We only need a requisition from our doctor to get an xray here. That's the one thing you can get same day. I had to wait a month for a fawking ultrasound but two xrays were immediate

 

[Turk February]

We only need a requisition from our doctor to get an xray here. That's the one thing you can get same day. I had to wait a month for a fawking ultrasound but two xrays were immediate

Your mother needed an ultrasound to see if you're gay. Guess what? You were.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I only sprayed the nurse cuz I was homophobic.

You were marking your territory.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Your mother needed an ultrasound to see if you're gay. Guess what? You were.

I was cured by being molested by a sexy older woman

 

[Turk February]

Also your penis looks weird so you don't even show it to other guys. Only suck theirs.

 

[Turk February]

I was cured by being molested by a sexy older woman

Is fucking older women just a normal thing in Canada? @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda is the only Canadian who hasn't confessed to it

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Is fucking older women just a normal thing in Canada? @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda is the only Canadian who hasn't confessed to it

Dude. I was molested. Being raped isn't "fucking" somebody

 

[Turk February]

Dude. I was molested. Being raped isn't "fucking" somebody

Well I'm sorry. I didn't know. What was his name. I'll take him out.