She said, “Don't call the doctor, I want to fall asleep peacefully, with your hand in mine.”

[Professor Rape]

He told her about the past, how they met, their first kiss. they didn't cry, they smiled.

They didn't regret anything, they were grateful. Then she repeated softly, 'I love you forever!' He returned her words, gave her a soft kiss on the forehead. She closed her eyes and fell asleep peacefully with her hand in his.

Love is really all that matters because everyone comes into this world with nothing other than love and leaves with nothing other than love. Think about it. Profession, career, bank account, our goods are just tools, nothing more. Everything stays here. So just love…. Love those that really love you. Love, as if there was nothing more important in your life.

 

[Professor Rape]

Found that on Joe Brouette's Facebook.

Not to sound like Anthony Cumia, but that sounds horrifying to me. Why would I want to be sad?

I'd rather just live fast, die young.



@chiquita banana Am I wrong? Unlike null, I don't want to start a family. I'll just get an heir when I'm 60 to pass my money down to. Pay some supermodel to take my sperm.

 

[BUBBLER]

if I die in a bed with a woman older than 35 I'll consider my life a failure

 

[Uncle Floyd]

They used to fuck and suck each other raw back in the day. Real hardcore, disgusting shit.

Now they need thirty blankets on to stay warm.

 

[Professor Rape]

They used to fuck and suck each other raw back in the day. Real hardcore, disgusting shit.

Now they need thirty blankets on to stay warm.

It's fucking depressing.

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

Her last words were, "I cheated on you with a spook in '82."

 

[Nigger John]

I hate niggers

 

[BUBBLER]

I hate niggers

Nigger Jim, always saying what we're all thinking

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Douggo!

 

[DMAN]

The most romantic thing is that they both said “Your Moms Box” together as their final words.

 

[Dog Eater]

They used to fuck and suck each other raw back in the day. Real hardcore, disgusting shit.

Now they need thirty blankets on to stay warm.

He used to suck the shit from her asshole.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Yeah I hate it, too. Not because I can never have it due to deep-seated personal issues but just because it gives me the ick

 

[Professor Rape]

the ick

You're a white woman now?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I saw something about not calling a doctor and a hand and I thought this was gonna be about @Turk February .

 

[HH Brother]

They used to fuck and suck each other raw back in the day. Real hardcore, disgusting shit.

Now they need thirty blankets on to stay warm.

I'm fawkin HOWLING over here, Floydster.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

You're a white woman now?

Always have been

 

[Turk February]

I saw something about not calling a doctor and a hand and I thought this was gonna be about @Turk February .

I called a doctor many times you motherfucker.

 

[Professor Rape]

I called a doctor many times you motherfucker.

Called them to tell them not to come. Lol.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Called them to tell them not to come. Lol.

"I'm sorry I'm kind of busy slowly rotting"

 

[Turk February]

Called them to tell them not to come. Lol.

Youre gay and I bet you don't pee right. I bet your phone makes weird noises you don't understand.