Sharpen EVERYTHING

[Torque Army]

FYI: Brianna Wu is a man

Sharpening knives is man shit.

 

[Torque Army]

He's trying to emulate zer husband in hopes of getting girlcock scraps.

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drilldo...

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

He's trying to emulate zer husband in hopes of getting girlcock scraps.

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Frank is a faggot

 

[Sputnik]

A $15 file can get a sharper edge than Pat will ever be able to achieve with that overpriced garbage.

 

[Caverlock]

Jon used to sharpen knives for people. He'd post his setup and customers' feedback on his "johnnyanger" instagram before it got nuked. I feel like this is Pig being a cunt for the billionth time.

 

[Opesterino]

He is a fucking copy cat piece of shit. PCJ was a notorious knife guy, had tons of posts on his reddit account about collecting and what he liked to carry. Pig might be trying to grab Ade's attention. Wish he would grabs aids instead.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Reminder that being a knives dude was Jonathan Snyder's thing. RIP. Pat you will never be 1/1000th the man Jon was.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Brianna Wu is a man, BAYBEE.

 

[Opesterino]

Jon used to sharpen knives for people. He'd post his setup and customers' feedback on his "johnnyanger" instagram before it got nuked. I feel like this is Pig being a cunt for the billionth time.

just seen your message after posting mine. parallel patposting I swear lol. maybe the guys on reddit can question him about such.

 

[guest]

Brianna Wu had to sharpen the scalpels to cut his dick off

btw it's $26 on Amazon, probably $20 on sale,nigga loves to LARP as "professional" just like Torque Wheeler is a professional mechanic. He's so starved of authority lol

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You're 100% correct. I just checked it and it's 19.99. Finew sharpening set. Looks cheap. Like someone else said, he'll sharpen a few knives and it will collect dust. But if something ever comes up, no doubt he'll make a Knife Pat post. "Owner of a professional sharpening stone set. The edge has to be set to 32.63 degrees for the most precise cut" or some other made up thing he'll oink out for 7 likes and a retweet.

 

[OpieRadio]

Indpired

Professional writer

patwik feel indpired

 

[OpieRadio]

FYI: Brianna Wu is a man

patwik want sharpen brian weenie with bumhole

 

[Torque Army]

I learned myself how to sharpen shit using a $3 2 grit stone from Hazard Fraught, I can sharpen pocket knifes enough to shave my ape like arms. I got a shitty rusty chisel razor sharp since my last shitpost, that shits satisfying, but I didn't feel the need to tweet about it like a lady.

 

[Meownaw]

Brianna isn't going to fuck you, dude. He's married.

To Ghengis Khan too.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

To Ghengis Khan too.

chinkus scream more like

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Patrick? Home gym, plyo boxes, treadmill...

Comment?

He tries to buy likes and retweets in this roundabout way, because he's fat and stupid.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Fucking pathetic, so he's now buying shit to get Wu's attention. His creepy obsession is getting, dare I say, stalkerish?

 

[guest]

Order of the Arrow taught me one thing, and that is nature provides:

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Fucking shame what the pedos and progressives (probably redundant, I know) did to scouts. Some of the best times of my life.

 

[Meownaw]

Has anyone made a "he knows all about knives from chopping his dick off" joke yet?

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Professional writer spending other people's money buying stupid shit like this that he'll use once or twice then forget about. I have never seen someone claim to be a writer do so little actual writing, and in fact use anything as an excuse NOT to write. The SFWA is infested with people who want the label and status of a writer without having to put the work in.

I wonder how long before metallurgist gets added to Papa Tomlinson's resume. I tell ya, THAT'S the most creative writing Bitch Tits Tomlinson has ever done.