Sexpert Pat

[Harry Powell]

100% he missed the joke entirely. We need to hammer him about this so he can try to hilariously retcon it

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Where is the gender swap pic of Nikolaus where she looks like a car mechanic with 5 o clock shadow?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Something tells me a dude in his 40s who is obese, low testosterone, on BP meds and drinks excessively doesn’t “fuck with skill and enthusiasm.”

I bet he needs her to read his viral tweets out loud just so he can get hard.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

hard

 

[Cumtown Fags]

100% he missed the joke entirely. We need to hammer him about this so he can try to hilariously retcon it

He is incapable of understanding satire, sarcasm, or other forms of subtle humor.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Something tells me a dude in his 40s who is obese, low testosterone, on BP meds and drinks excessively doesn’t “fuck with skill and enthusiasm.”

Also note his health condition got him bumped up on the Covid vax list. He got his first with the high risk and senior citizens. He even bragged about this. Also his wife is on who knows how many depression / anxiety meds which prob kills any sex drive (as evident from her slob appearance) and are also not supposed to be mixed with booze so she’s def not in the mood. Pats alcoholism and life of laying around the house for decades means he probably has the energy of someone in their 60s. Pats dick died long ago.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Also note his health condition got him bumped up on the Covid vax list. He got his first with the high risk and senior citizens. He even bragged about this. Also his wife is on who knows how many depression / anxiety meds which prob kills any sex drive (as evident from her slob appearance) and are also not supposed to be mixed with booze so she’s def not in the mood. Pats alcoholism and life of laying around the house for decades means he probably has the energy of someone in their 60s. Pats dick died long ago.

 

[PickleRickle]

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Impossible to read that without wanting the Iceman to serve a few frosties.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

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What a sad, fat, and dictatorial hog.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

That vax I think he made the Walgreens take his picture for both shots and I’m sure he asked for a sticker. When I got mine (had to get it for work before they decided to reverse their Covid policies, long story) they asked me if I wanted a sticker and I looked at the guy like he was a jackass. Would have been a perfect Florentine “what am I, 5?” situation.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

 

[PorqueDealer]

"6 week countdown to full immunization"
belongs with
"8500 word article in huffington post"
stupid fat rube

 

[A House Nigger]

The face of the woman Pat makes cum every night

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Looks very unfulfilled/unsatisfied doesn’t she?

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Something tells me a dude in his 40s who is obese, low testosterone, on BP meds and drinks excessively doesn’t “fuck with skill and enthusiasm.”

If he lies on his stomach, pushing back a little while Niki is thrusting an artificial, stiff phallic object into him, that is skillful and enthusing sex.

 

[guest]

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He was pretty good in Almost Famous