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Sex that you regret the most
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This chubby Jewess who hung out at a pub I worked at. She was always on me so I went back to her place one night after closing because I was 20, horny and it was guaranteed. She wasn't bad-looking, but it was a disaster when she took her clothes off. Just a shapeless blob. She also didn't smell good. After she passed out I was leaving and noticed she had a large dvd collection. I felt like I was owed something for having sex with her, so I stole her box set of the Sopranos.
How was the DVD commentary?
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Huh? She got a tat of her face on her face?
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Score one for the white man!
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I had sex with a tinder woman after our first date. I would say she was fairly attractive, the sex was good etc and only after leaving her place I realized what happened and it disgusts me to this day!
There was a metzuzot on her door!
There was a metzuzot on her door!
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And it’s one all as the kikes score.
Answer the question
Nice knowing how to spell that Jewster
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Shan't!
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I was hooking up with this chick who had lost like 150lbs and she had a shit load of loose skin on her belly. She was pretty but once the clothes came off it was a complete disaster. She was a goer though so I plugged her for a couple of weeks. But I had to stop after she was riding me in reverse cowgirl while I was sitting on the couch and the loose skin from her belly drooped down and started smacking me in the balls. It disgusted me so much I damn near lost my hard on.
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Most disgusting part of the story is that you wear glasses. What are ya, a fag?
Ohhhhh look at the big tough guy over here with 20/20 vision, what do you go bird watching and leave your binoculars at home? We can’t all be blessed
What a nerd, brb I'm making a private chat to drive @Fishing Bird off the forums and hopefully into suicide
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What about the rhythm method? Never worked for me!
I always wondered if it's because I'm white. I mean, I'm not - I'm not like the brothers, ok? They're born with that natural rhythm, and that extra bone in the foot. I have two left feet on the dance floor. Literally! I wish I could show you x-rays, it's a serious problem, I lost every fifty yard dash in middle school! I could barely even win a car race back in the day in my Rocket 88.
Speaking of which, did you ever see my performance in Eddie and The Cruisers 2: Eddie Lives? You think I was snubbed by the Oscars? I'm just asking questions.
Missy in Long Island who'd like to complain about the Jews, you're on the air!
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Enjoy astigmatism
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Had a Jew broad drive 75 minutes. When we started to fool around I went for the cunt with my hand and she said "I should explain first" and gave me a speech about how she hadn't had sex since her divorce and was gonna be tight. Oh well I guess I'll take one for the team. What she should have warned me about was her box smelling like gafilte fish. It was repulsive. I coughed a couple times. The smell was so fucked up I only fucked her for 2 mins before I pulled out and got her to let me fuck her mouth while she laid back on bed. She no longer had plausible deniability that she didn't know how lousy her pussy smelled.
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The half native/half black girl who was actually really fawkin cute and fun to be around, but after we fucked the second time (and I raw dogged it for the first time), as I was pulling out she begged me to put it back in. I shot ropes on her macchiato tinted bewbs and said "no thanks" and she baby trapped the next guy. Close calls happened a lot but condoms are GAY
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The half native/half black girl who was actually really fawkin cute and fun to be around, but after we fucked the second time (and I raw dogged it for the first time), as I was pulling out she begged me to put it back in. I shot ropes on her macchiato tinted bewbs and said "no thanks" and she baby trapped the next guy. Close calls happened a lot but condoms are GAY