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Seriously Though, Why Do So Many Women Age Like Milk?

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This is Colleen Camp- this is her picture from Clue (1985) - Wayne's World (1992) and today she looks like Chris Farley in drag- granted she's 69, but she has had access to shit to not age so poorly--

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EraGodless

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She got fat basically. It's kind of a stupid question if they get fat. Some women remain thin, and age in a way that you can just tell they were good looking at one point.

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Even the thin ones age horribly- it's a matter of perspective, I guess.

Also, that bitch in your pic looks likes she drowns puppies for fun and stomps on cakes meant for the homeless.
 

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This is Colleen Camp- this is her picture from Clue (1985) - Wayne's World (1992) and today she looks like Chris Farley in drag- granted she's 69, but she has had access to shit to not age so poorly--

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Her downfall makes me sad since she had A+ floppers and she was cute too. She was probably 130lbs in Clue and I used to jerk off to her all the time in that, funster.

I regularly have dreams she's scrubbing my sinks and I'm pounding her from behind with my 5 inch pecka, looking at her non reaction in the mirror. Then I cum.
 

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Even the thin ones age horribly- it's a matter of perspective, I guess.

She was a supermodel back in the day. I'm not saying she's fuckable, but she's aged in as good a way as humanly possible. She's like a classic car that is way obsolete but you'd be happy to see some old car collector guy take it for a spin at the weekend.
 

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Mr. Faggotry

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Age isn’t the issue. There are plenty of female celebrities that are still hot 50+. The issue is that people don’t take care of themselves or smoke and drink for 40 years. It’s not like every male celebrity is just a piece of ass at 60. There are plenty of messes in regular society too.
 
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