Serious question: Has Pig ever watched an R-rated movie?

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I remember a while back he said he doesn't watch horror films, and the only movies he talks about are made for kids or man babies.
Also, he's never once said a word about R-rated cape-shit like Joker, The Suicide Squad, Watchmen, or V for Vendetta.

Blade? The film that beat The Matrix to slow motion bullet dodging and black leather trench coats by nearly a year?
Has the fat pig even seen Blade?

Are films intended for adults too challenging for his permanent state of arrested development?
Or does Mama Raven simply forbid him from doing so?

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

The fact he loves How To Train Your Dragon so much is fuckin weird to me. How old was he when that came out, 32?

 

[HotDogJoe]

The fact he loves How To Train Your Dragon so much is fuckin weird to me. How old was he when that came out, 32?

I watched it a while back and it’s so fucking bland. Just completely predictable all the way through. The fact that it’s his favorite movie and Foo Fighters are his favourite band says so much about him.

He’s also fat.

 

[Meownaw]

He mentioned Watchmen, Matrix, Aliens and Terminator before. Which you could arguably say are all made for children. Never have I seen him mention an R rated drama or arthouse film.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Never have I seen him mention an R rated drama or arthouse film.

I remember when he became aware of Parasite because it won the Oscar and he started lecturing people about how they need to give foreign films a chance. I guarantee he's never seen another Korean movie or foreign language movies at all for that matter.

I hate him so much.

 

[guest]

Because Patrick never visits this place, expect him to bring up an R rated movie that he watched within 24 hours

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

...Wait, did this fat nigger even watch the X-Files? That was a show that bridged nerds, normies and conspiritards. He doesn't make any references to it though.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Because Patrick never visits this place, expect him to bring up an R rated movie that he watched within 24 hours

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He probably watches Schindlers List on christmas.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I watched it a while back and it’s so fucking bland. Just completely predictable all the way through. The fact that it’s his favorite movie and Foo Fighters are his favourite band says so much about him.

He’s also fat.

Those are great kids movies; my daughters love them and I used to really enjoy watching them together.

But Pat said he proposed to Niki because of HTTYD and the thought of two fatso hillbillies in their 30’s, one of whom will never have kids and one who will never see the one he didn’t deserve to make in the first place, being so enamored with it that it became the defining point of romance in their relationship isn’t just pathetic, it actually depresses me.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I remember when he became aware of Parasite because it won the Oscar and he started lecturing people about how they need to give foreign films a chance. I guarantee he's never seen another Korean movie or foreign language movies at all for that matter.

I hate him so much.

No chance he saw that one either.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

lol if that’s true then kudos to you, Fatso. Those are excellent movies indeed. Kinda feels more likely that you saw this thread then immediately googled “great foreign movies” and came across this though. #ArtHouseCinema #MeSmartHonest

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

"to give its proper title"
"absolutely exquisite"
"#ArtHouseCinema"

He is so ham-handed and lame with everything

 

[TorqueWheeler]

"to give its proper title"
"absolutely exquisite"
"#ArtHouseCinema"

He is so ham-handed and lame with everything

He’s such a hillbilly rube. It’s impossible for him to appear cultured no matter how hard he tries.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The fact he loves How To Train Your Dragon so much is fuckin weird to me. How old was he when that came out, 32?

It's weird as fuck, man. It isn't even one of those kids movies that has shit adults can enjoy in it, it's just straight up for children through and through. I watched it with my ex's kid years ago and he didn't even get that into it.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It's weird as fuck, man. It isn't even one of those kids movies that has shit adults can enjoy in it, it's just straight up for children through and through. I watched it with my ex's kid years ago and he didn't even get that into it.

He was 35 and crying over cartoons

 

[HotDogJoe]

"to give its proper title"
"absolutely exquisite"
"#ArtHouseCinema"

He is so ham-handed and lame with everything

Lol check the date on the tweet

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Those are great kids movies; my daughters love them and I used to really enjoy watching them together.

But Pat said he proposed to Niki because of HTTYD and the thought of two fatso hillbillies in their 30’s, one of whom will never have kids and one who will never see the one he didn’t deserve to make in the first place, being so enamored with it that it became the defining point of romance in their relationship isn’t just pathetic, it actually depresses me.

Well you see Mr.Smash they are both pedophiles.
Chances are that they had a little baby infant black child tied up in the corner with duck tape around its poor big lips.
I doubt he has ever fucked Niki Robinson (Sean Tomlinsons caretaker) she really seems like the creep to me. There is a reason why she stays dark.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Lol check the date on the tweet

lol had me fooled - its exactly how that fat mong would sound

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Lol check the date on the tweet

Fawk, I’m heating up ova here!