SEMEN RETENTION? (((UPDATE)))

[Carl Winslow]

I’m trying to help

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Dumb 19th century snake oil from a cereal salesman.

When Corn Flakes Were Part of an Anti-Masturbation Crusade

In the 18th and 19th centuries, much of the world worked itself into a tizzy over the idea of people touching themselves.

www.mentalfloss.com

 

[guest]

I sling mad ropes bru

 

[guest]

do you jerk off like a cuck in the shower ala american beauty to the 40year old dutchess at work that you're afraid to fuck?

this is how Patreeky does it

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[Milk74]

this is how Patreeky does it

Lol, wtf is that thing? Sounds like a fucking blender

 

[guest]

I dont know either but I bet its made by Philips...

(oh wait, I think it's just a vacuum cleaner with the suction hose removed).

 

[PickleRickle]

Im what you might call a cummer

 

[Dog Eater]

I retain all my semen in your mother’s cervix.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Not intentionally but I take a high dose of Prozac and that makes it difficult to ejaculate. Sometimes my balls hurt.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Semen retention? like, how long i let it stay in my ass?

 

[guest]

pronounced: Sea Mon

started a couple of weeks ago and my mind is legit cleaning out the years of shit stuck to the inside of the skull. The 1st few days sucked, because I had like ... 15% energy for the day and it took me forever to finish work.

God Bless

You never disappoint, Jim.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

 

[Carl Winslow]

I’m trying to get closer to God. You all are trying to get closer with jews

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

vacuum cleaner with the suction hose removed

That sounds sanitary. Hope he died from the UTI it gave him.

 

[Say “Cookie”]

I’m trying to get closer to God. You all are trying to get closer with jews

But the Jews are his chosen people. God, a confirmed kike? I hope not, I don’t know what I would do without his grace.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Are we talking about edging? I don't. If I want to impress a girl with my cumshot then yes I would edge before I met up with a chick but if I'm jerking off and don't need to impress anyone then i'd rather cum 3-4 times a day than edge and edge and only cum once.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I'm not about to tell you how many sea-MEN I've retained, Carl

 

[Carl Winslow]

I had legit 155343% power yesterday. Gym/jump rope/ and went for a walk.


I only got 3 threes of sleep but was wide awake. I forced my self back to sleep thou because i'm gooing to be busy due to two days off.

YOU WANT MY SEA'MON KIKES BUT YOU WON'T GET IT!!!!

 

[Wa4892]

After almost 30 years of marriage, and my wife knowing how cranky I get after just three days and how flat out insufferable i get if we get to five days ...... the last thing that happens to semen in my house is it being retained .......

 

[guest]

Starting today.

I BROKE MY THUMB, MAN
I BROME MY THUMB, DUDE

might as well try something new.

No jizz from me!!!