Self-cutting girl didn't happen

[RoSmokedCrack]

..apparently

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Gotta hammer faggot Nana way more

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

He's confirming that Andy Cappuccino is Anthony Cumia and that he is indeed evading his Twitter ban. Someone call the Twitter police!

Why can't they behave?!

 

[satanssockpuppet]

LOL oh Andy. He loves engaging his trolls, and he doesn't grasp that it always makes it worse. When he's tweeting, he has a pathological desire to "win" at all costs, which probably has to do with his fear of real-life confrontation, or so I'd imagine.

And as far as "fascinating fan fiction" is concerned, my fascinating fan fiction is always reality-based. For example, I didn't introduce anal eggs into the story, but now that it's there, damn right it's becoming an important plot element, an element I'm almost obligated to use. How could I not?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Joe drinking child spit is a joke, and it’s still hilarious. There is no direct evidence you fucked Bobo’s sister, but there’s a lot of indirect evidence to support it. Self cutting girl had direct on air evidence, screen shots, and corroboration from the person involved, including from you yourself, you fucking delusional faggot. Quit denying who you are, queen.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Joe drinking child spit is a joke, and it’s still hilarious. There is no direct evidence you fucked Bobo’s sister, but there’s a lot of indirect evidence to support it. Self cutting girl had direct on air evidence, screen shots, and corroboration from the person involved, including from you yourself, you fucking delusional faggot. Quit denying who you are, queen.

Does anyone remember ancient internet grief troller Michael Crook? He was a deviant little faggot weirdo who'd say all kinds of "outrageous" things about accident and murder victims and etc. Then, after he got everyone's attention, he'd engage with them, at which point he was always roundly humiliated in some way. And he just kept doing it for years and years, like he just couldn't help himself.

That's who Nana reminds me of here, and that's no compliment. The internet just destroyed him. Engaging with Twitter trolls under an unfathomably gay pseudonym, simpering about OTHER trolls, while trying to pretend he's above it all even as he wallows in it, it's just sad and pathetic. Still funny, though.

 

[RacksDiciprine]

No effect on their lives!!!! Seriously tho here we are several years later and he still resorts to trying to convince Internet people that he isn't a pedophile. Nice skeletons in the closet stupid.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

No effect on their lives!!!! Seriously tho here we are several years later and he still resorts to trying to convince Internet people that he isn't a pedophile. Nice skeletons in the closet stupid.

I remember when the old sub was vehemently anti-Opie. 80% of the posts were references to his succulent man-jugs. Nana was still Ant, and he was relatively well-liked. Then he engaged with a few "critics" and just like that everyone was feeding Nana 24/7. Opie may be a witless confused dolt and all, but he's not working himself into a sputtering lisping froth over "fan fiction" from five years ago, either. All because he can't resist that Twitter.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

I watched Nana's reply to Stuttering John and I'm guessing that it's one of us that is feeding John info? Whoever it is, maybe get in touch with John again and explain the self-cutting girl stuff. You will have to really break it down like you're explaining it to a child, because John isn't very intelligent.

 

[LiberalPussy]

 

[ShockJockRobot]

Wow. Not *The* Matt Holt.

Nana can't even get the road middles to do his show anymore.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

 

[The Greaseman]

Incidentally, this is why you shouldn't necessarily believe Anthony over Opie in their back and forth. Cumio will blatantly lie and obfuscate when it makes him look better.

 

[guest]

He loves engaging his trolls, and he doesn't grasp that it always makes it worse. When he's tweeting, he has a pathological desire to "win" at all costs, which probably has to do with his fear of real-life confrontation, or so I'd imagine.

sounds familiar:
tranny love, living in a shoebox, excessive drinking, fake tough guy, conservative, think theyre famous, full of exaggerated stories
rick is bizzaro nana

 

[ShockJockRobot]

Not sure what is more pathetic/cringe.

Nana following underage girls or Mike David pouring through Nana's instagram checking the age of all of his followers.

 

[NigelCumia]

I love when he does this, whenever shit gets uncomfortable he mixes in jokes with the serious allegations to try to throw away the baby with the bath water. As if he'd ever throw away a baby.

 

[guest]

nice fallacy, stupid. Can't imagine why this hs drop out couldn't make it big on tv debates.

[URL unfurl="true"]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisoning_the_well[/URL]

I shot the clerk?

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

r/opieandanthony: GISELLE

 

[DMAN]

This shit goes deep. Go back to the lies you told about my family.

 

[guest]

I remember when the old sub was vehemently anti-Opie. 80% of the posts were references to his succulent man-jugs. Nana was still Ant, and he was relatively well-liked. Then he engaged with a few "critics" and just like that everyone was feeding Nana 24/7. Opie may be a witless confused dolt and all, but he's not working himself into a sputtering lisping froth over "fan fiction" from five years ago, either. All because he can't resist that Twitter.

I think it all turned on him after the big Jay roast. All he had to do was chuckle at himself for bombing and it would have been forgotten in a couple weeks. Or just not do it in the first place since he isn’t a comedian, gets too drunk to perform, and isn’t even really a friend of big Jay so there’s no reason he should have been on the show anyways.