Sean Rick Tomlinson thinks he's a comedic genius

[TheDarkFezRises]

“Science fiction weight loss dystopia”?

Jesus Christ! I’m guessing it’s some fantasy where being skinny makes you automatically evil or some shit. I bet The hero is a fat girl who destroys the evil skinny bitches and is probably just as snarky as all of Pat’s books. These fatsos can only justify being fatso’s if they set it in fantasy. I guess in space it doesn’t matter how fat you are since it’s zero gravity.

Betsy Resto....in space!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

We have read your sci-fi and its not funny. Stop trying to pat yourself on the back.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Here's a passage from In the Black where Elsa talks to Tyson about a Doctor who tried to get her kicked out for refusing to sleep with him. A lame attempt at a "aren't other men besides me awful" pander by Patrick, but count the quips as he tackles this serious subject matter:

"Figuratively? Quite literally."

"The housing unit looked like a Dolce and Gabbana photo shoot".

"Tickling privates".

Would Jodie Foster in The Accused say "tickling privates"? Two of them held me down on the pinball machine while the other... well he tickled privates with me. No, because serious stories respect serious topics enough to not make cute euphemisms and dumb references. Yet he angrily oinks at a friend and rationalizes it as himself being "really fucking good" at writing sci-fi humor.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Betsy Resto....in space!

Fat Whore Sci-fi is a different genre than Fat Girl Sci-fi

 

[AntSucks]

God, that dialogue is just painful to read.

 

[Clint Ruin]

God, that dialogue is just painful to read

He seems to think that snarky Twitter banter he sees from dominatrix ethots is how women actually talk

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Let's look up Ricky Blobby's Amazon stats for his latest steaming pile of shit.

Paperback: Amazon Rank 1,649,807 - 1 sale per month
Kindle: Amazon Rank 371,423 - 8 sales per month

If I were this bad at my job, I'd kill myself. Probably by running down the street in a colored Milwaukee neighborhood with a Confederate flag t-shirt.