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Sean Rick Tomlinson thinks he's a comedic genius
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I'm still science fictionally hilarious.
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Fonald Plump. Peak satire.
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Let's say you were an insecure narcissist and you needed everyone to believe you're a hilarious writer. Why not include a fucking joke? Don't claim, Pig, show.
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A fat female verified scifi writer. You know, everything he wishes he was.
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I was going to point out it’s funny because it’s awful but Rick did it for me. Thanks Rick.
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That last sentence is not a question, Mr 'professional writer'.
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If someone found something funny when he meant to be serious that means he’s a shit writer. It sounds like it was so ridiculous it could only be a joke. It’s funny how he doesn’t even realize how people understand his work. It’s either because he’s so drunk and lazy or a terrible writer. I’m going with both.
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Patrick: you're not able to tell any story that isn't full of snarky, belittling quips. All you can write is self-insert Marvel/Doctor Whoesque protagonists who are smug and superior to those around them.
Didn't Uncle Paul say In the Black was hilarious, and Patrick had to correct him that it was a serious novel? Or was that something else. Every other line is a fucking Marvel quip, and in the Tyson chapters it's every goddamn line. It's not that disgusting pedophile's fault for trying to praise your literary crutches.
Didn't Uncle Paul say In the Black was hilarious, and Patrick had to correct him that it was a serious novel? Or was that something else. Every other line is a fucking Marvel quip, and in the Tyson chapters it's every goddamn line. It's not that disgusting pedophile's fault for trying to praise your literary crutches.
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Everyone laughs when hard mil-spec sci-fi authors mistakenly use the word "eclectic" when they really mean "ecliptic" numerous times. It's not a compliment, Rick.
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I made this fake Joe Cumia Facebook post and posted it to Reddit years ago, I still see it pop up in the wild organically to make fun of boomers.
In the few seconds it took to make and post this I’ve created more comedy for more people than that marathon cheating homo ever has, will or can.
In the few seconds it took to make and post this I’ve created more comedy for more people than that marathon cheating homo ever has, will or can.
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Big Girl? It's just a "sci-fi" book about being a fat bitch isn't it?
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Rick's cold turkey joke is his A-material
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“Science fiction weight loss dystopia”?
Jesus Christ! I’m guessing it’s some fantasy where being skinny makes you automatically evil or some shit. I bet The hero is a fat girl who destroys the evil skinny bitches and is probably just as snarky as all of Pat’s books. These fatsos can only justify being fatso’s if they set it in fantasy. I guess in space it doesn’t matter how fat you are since it’s zero gravity.
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PAUL “Do YOU read Patrick Tomlinson?”
EVERYONE “Of course not! he sucks at everything and is quite fat. Now get away from my kid you creep!”
I’m surprised Pat didn’t scold Paul because he forget the S in Patrick S Tomlinson
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I just love so much that stupid fucking Rick shined a light on the fact that his dumb fucking friend wrote a fake review on his book. You'd have no positive reviews at all without your "friends" reviewing your shit without reading it, fat fucking Pig.