Sarcastic replies through history

[Sue Lightning]

From Philogelos, an ancient Greek jokebook:
"Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: 'In silence.'"

Boomer memes have been around forever. I just know the King had a good laugh over that one while he was grilling meats.

 

[SpeckofCoppah_mybb]

"Nuts!"
Are there ?

 

[Sue Lightning]

“We have nothing to fear except fear itself.”
Yeah? Do we?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Boomer memes have been around forever.

As have barbers who won't keep their mouths shut, tragically.

 

[Meownaw]

One if by Land, and Two if by Sea

Yeah? Then what?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

"I am not a crook"

You know what else you're not, Nixon? A very nice man.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

"To be or not to be? That is the question."


Is it?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

A woman once made a bet she could get famously tactic Calvin Coolidge to say more than two words. When she told him this at a state dinner, he said "You lose."

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

A woman once made a bet she could get famously tactic Calvin Coolidge to say more than two words. When she told him this at a state dinner, he said "You lose."

Did he?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

“The second tower has fallen.”
“Bruh… frfr? No cap? Not litty fam.”

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

"Wir mussen die Juden ausrotten!"

"Müssen wir?"

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

"...today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of this earth. "

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I've decided this is a good bit (like it matters what I think), so I'm enjoying the concept

 

[FingerofGod]

Hey Emperor. Nice new clothes, stupid.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Hey Emperor. Nice new clothes, stupid.

nice peckah more like (we can see it under the fake clothes)

 

[guest]

"It takes a village to raise a child." Yeah? Does it? It really just takes a couple parents that aren't deadbeats. Folksy Hillary Clinton is the worst.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

"We shall fight on the beaches."

Oh will we? How'd things go at Dunkirk, you bloated alcoholic zilch?

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Philip II of Macedon: "If I invade Laconia you will be destroyed, never to rise again."

Spartans: “If"

Philip: “What’s that? Your phone cut out.”

 

[TomFromNawlins]

"It takes a village to raise a child." Yeah? Does it? It really just takes a couple parents that aren't deadbeats. Folksy Hillary Clinton is the worst.

“I don’t feel no ways tired!”

Don’t ya?

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

"Soldiers: This is the battle you have so much desired. The victory depends upon you!”

Is it? Does it?
Nice white horse, stupid.