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If Vince was still around, no way Sam would be anything but a punching bag for Rock.
I hope Jim's husband fucks Sam's wife.
I hate the whole “press conference” they have now for post wresting events. I know It’s scripted entertainment and all but it just seems silly. Usually answering for whatever happened on a PPV like this would be part of why people watch the next show (Raw, Smackdown, etc)
Its the only wayI love how no matter how different and diverse our opinions are, we all agree on hating Sam Roberts.
He’s so diverse everyone finds a reason to hate him.I love how no matter how different and diverse our opinions are, we all agree on hating Sam Roberts.
Yeah I think that’s where it came from - they only started doing it a couple years ago but makes sense since the UFC / WWE are owned by the same company. I had heard Shane pitched that and Vince said something like “you wanna buy them you should do it with your own money but you don’t have enough and I’m not giving you any” I’m sure Vince of course regretted passing on buying the UFC early and has hated Shane ever since because Vince holds the dumbest grudges and can’t let anything go. Just look at how he treated Dusty Rhodes and even Dusty’s son by giving him the bisexual Goldust character. Also naming Ted DiBiase’s black servant “Virgil” which was Dusty’s real first name.Why does sweet normal blameless Jess have to take beatings Sam is meant to catch?
That's nicked from UFC, isn't it? A childish performative stab at verismo.
Shane McMahon wanted to buy and incorporate the real UFC, but Daddy + the Board said no lol, bet they feel right silly buggers now.
Sam's old haircut reminds me of 9/11 and the towers collapsing into dust.SAM HEARS VOICES IN HIS HEAD
THEY COUNSEL HIM
THEY UNDERSTAND
THEY TALK TO HIM
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Stolen from some Ronnie B appearance somewhereOne of the funniest thread titles ever!
I got a cousin into it. He's a soon to be married man of 2 and still watches it. I feel so guilty. I grew out of it. He didn't.Anybody above the age of 12 who follows wrestling is a faggot.
I’m into it but I’m not a Sam Roberts - I don’t watch it every week or follow the storylines - I always was just interested in the business of it.I got a cousin into it. He's a soon to be married man of 2 and still watches it. I feel so guilty. I grew out of it. He didn't.
And free wrestling dolls in lieu of paySo instead of paying him a salary that can support a family in methchester he gets paid in plugs from the companies DEI Chief
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