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You look like HIS GRANDSON. You look like a young boy with Charles Bronson's hair and mustache from Death Wish.
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Sam Hyde went bald?
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Ask her if you look like a young boy with Charles Bronson's hair and mustache from Death Wish. She'll be like "Oh, shit. Yeah. You totally could be Charles Bronson's grandson. Whoever is saying this is very perceptive and probably has a big ol dick I'd like to suck."
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dude, that's my lawyer, when I inevitably go to jail I rely on her to take me seriously. I don't want her digging to deep into the Charles Bronson shit.
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huge tits, an eating disorder, and a law degree, she really is perfect.
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It's not inevitable that you'll go to jail. You're a good boy and you wouldn't hurt a fly.
Ask her if she thinks Abe Vigoda is hot. I have a great track record with female lawyers (one stabbed me).
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she's taken, if she wasn't I'd be all over it
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Now I'm thinking about my cunt ex and I'm pissed off. THANKS A LOT, TURK FEBRUARY.
Stupit fuckin knife-wielding bitch.
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tussle my cute hair, faggot
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perhaps unsurprisingly no response
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If your lawyer is humoring this shit for free you probably have a shot at fucking her.
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trust me, if there was a shot, I'd be inside of her right now rather than talking to you queers
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Oh yeah? Well fuck you.
Look what we did, Turk. We shit up another thread with petty squabbling. I was just trying to pay you a compliment and you took it as an insult and got squabbley and disrespectful.
My Turk wants to squabble all the time, squabble all the time, squabble all the tiiiime
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I've already explained it wasn't necessarily to make fun of you, it was supposed to be an homage to the Stulightning happy to sad meme.
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Is it just me, or do half of the threads in off topic turn into a flirt fest between Turk and abe?
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Is more World Peace coming or what?
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That’s why he has Nick. It’s for mainstream success. That’s what he needed deagle Jason for. Sam can’t be funny on his own.
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They've done at least some shooting of 2. Some FTL 1 contestants are in it.
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I'm like a Pat or a Danny, I can't not respond.