Sad Chad Zumock has a mini meltdown

[Mick_Mickerson]

Corn guy kind of sounds like SpaceEdge

 

[WhereWeAt]

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Even the guy's avatar was doubling over, his ribs hurt so much

Why hasn't this been photoshopped with Dan's eyes yet? @HH Brother is slipping

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Chad Zumock is the Kenny Powers of Comedy. If Danny McBride ever does a show about comedians, I hope he uses Chad as research.

John Rocker was the inspiration for Kenny Powers, and he's funnier than Chad because he's not a stand up comedian.

 

[WhereWeAt]

John Rocker was the inspiration for Kenny Powers, and he's funnier than Chad because he's not a stand up comedian.

Georgia is known for its total lack of recidivism and top-notch family planning

 

[DMAN]

Dressing like Serch.

That really annoyed me

Zumock has this unearned air of superiority, and he thinks he’s doing reverse psychology with his fake humble “I haven’t made it” schtick

Hey shitdick, if you were funny you would be touring and not being interviewed by corn.

Bert is a faggot, but other faggots find him funny because he is not an antagonist abrasive asshole that secretly thinks he’s better than everyone else like zumock and brennan and that gay crew does

You can tell bert was popular in highschool because he knows how to provide social lubricant to keep conversation flowing. The opposite of autism and insecurity

Talking to zumock is like asking a teenager how his day was, you’re going to get some half sarcastic, passive aggressive response because zumock was a loser in highschool and some things just never change

But he's in a condo in Coco Beach. What a loser!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

John Rocker was the inspiration for Kenny Powers, and he's funnier than Chad because he's not a stand up comedian.

This reads like it was the inspiration for that early cutscene in Eastbound and Down.

 

[GOD DAMN RICH CUNT]

"I HAVE REAL LIFE FRIENDS, I TALK TO THEM, I CALL THEM," and then he does the thumb and the pinky phone hand gesture and I immediately didn't believe him.

 

[GOD DAMN RICH CUNT]

I was expecting him to go:

I CAN HANDLE THINGS IM SMAAHT, not DUMB like everybody SAYS

 

[Zombie247]

He's been going mad over the weekend. Attacking and then blocking many. He blocked Bob Levy after this. Bobs been nice to him.

 

[Zombie247]

 

[GOD DAMN RICH CUNT]

Does this guy want like Levy and the other comedians to unionize against CM? What the fuck is going on, this is sad.