Rusted-out piece of shit car

[LeapYearRavioliCap]

"why is this fat porcine watching me work on this shitbox?" - the mechanic, probably

"If this asshole doesn't fuck off I'm doubling the price, again"

- Every tradesman and mechanic that had already doubled prices after what must be the most effeminate dead fish handshake, dealing with know-it-all Pat

 

[Brooke Shields]

"why is this fat porcine watching me work on this shitbox?" - the mechanic, probably

"Did this fag just ask if he can take a picture of his car on the lift? And you're gonna let him do it??

Look at him. He's a pervert. Probably jerks off to his car. Probably married this old shit."

 

[More Worser]

“Kept the factory tips to preserve the original look.”

Another lie Pat. You did that because we know your poor as fuck and couldn’t afford anything better

I picked up on that exact thing. When Pat brings up why he did something, it’s always a lie intended to hide a sordid truth.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The whole rear end/exhaust and sway bar is rusted. LOL

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[guest]

Not a car guy, but my dad is. I still remember his advice when I was buying my first car. "Have a look under the car with a torch. If it's rusty, don't buy it, it's dangerous."

Thanks, Pop.

Guess Jack of All Trades Tommy forgot that lesson.

TIL that's why it's called the Rust Belt. Indigents like Pat leave their cars out in the snow and sludge for half the year so this is what they get. Fat.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Not a car guy, but my dad is. I still remember his advice when I was buying my first car. "Have a look under the car with a torch. If it's rusty, don't buy it, it's dangerous."

Thanks, Pop.

Guess Jack of All Trades Tommy forgot that lesson.
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TIL that's why it's called the Rust Belt. Indigents like Pat leave their cars out in the snow and sludge for half the year so this is what they get. Fat.

He's going to hit a pothole racing down his ghetto dumpster alleyway one day and he and his driver's seat will fall through the rusted-out undercarriage onto the ground as the Rustang keeps going. It will be cartoonishly hilarious. Hopefully his neighbors' security cameras catch it and they post it online for everyone's amusement.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

That must be Torque Wheelers garage.

 

[More Worser]

Not a car guy, but my dad is. I still remember his advice when I was buying my first car. "Have a look under the car with a torch. If it's rusty, don't buy it, it's dangerous."

Thanks, Pop.

Guess Jack of All Trades Tommy forgot that lesson.
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TIL that's why it's called the Rust Belt. Indigents like Pat leave their cars out in the snow and sludge for half the year so this is what they get. Fat.

What do people of your neck of the world call an actual torch?

 

[guest]

What do people of your neck of the world call an actual torch?

A torch too I suppose. Not much cause to mention them these days though.

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

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*nervous tick*


I’m suing you for felony slander

 

[CompoundBasement]

Speaking of pieces of shit and Milwaukee, that jew BLM rioter who got his bicep blown off while trying to shoot and murder Kyle Rittenhouse got ran over by a nigger with no license and got his other arm broken along with a lacerated liver. Apparently he changed his name to "Paul Prediger".

Kyle Rittenhouse Attacker Gaige Grosskreutz Hit By Car In Milwaukee - New Name Revealed: Video - Kenosha County Eye

The criminal Paul Prediger, formerly known as Gaige Grosskreutz, chastised Kenosha County Eye for reporting first, that he secretly asked a judge to change his name. Grosskreutz is known for being the man who pointed a gun at then-17-year-old Kyle Rittenhouse during the riots of 2020 and was...

kenoshacountyeye.com

 

[guest]

Oh wow, you took your car to a shop. I feel like replacing mufflers is something a REAL car guy could do himself in his garage. Y'know, the garage that real car guys and masculine tough men have out back full of tools. Not a slab of uncovered concrete where they park their starter bike and a car any teenager with a summer manual labor job can afford.

Damn you fucking tore his ass up right here lmao

 

[TorqueWheeler]

 

[Stent]

Am I really the first person to point out the spade?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

DHG

Dick Headed Gordo

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[More Worser]

A torch too I suppose. Not much cause to mention them these days though.

What about an oxyacetylene torch? Do you guys call that the same thing we do?

 

[guest]

What about an oxyacetylene torch? Do you guys call that the same thing we do?

Is that a blowtorch?

 

[More Worser]

Is that a blowtorch?

Yep.