Rough month for Scorch.

[DMAN]

I've learned that there are 3 things you cannot avoid in this life: Death, Taxes, and Opie Haters.

 

[Mr Ass]

What is Scorch's real name?

Gary Goldstein

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

What is Scorch's real name?

Lemuel Schorzawicz

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Wouldn't blame him. Opie's dog is a breed that requires frequent grooming and clipping or it easily gets shit caked in the hair around its hind parts. Lotta fawwwkin' problems in the winter. Opie has had to use kitchen scissors to cut away the frozen dingleberries.

We had a Lhasa Apso when I was a kid. She was actually really cool as far as faggy little dogs go. But a couple times a year for like 13 years my mom would make the whole house miserable because she had to cut shit out of the dog's hair in the bath tub while the dog freaked out the whole time. "WHY THE FUCK AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS TO DEAL WITH THIS?" Well, why did we arrive at a breeder's place to buy a golden retriever and leave with a lhasa apso that no one but you wanted, bitch? The last few years of the dog's life she just kept her shaved.

 

[aRTie02150]

We had a Lhasa Apso when I was a kid. She was actually really cool as far as faggy little dogs go. But a couple times a year for like 13 years my mom would make the whole house miserable because she had to cut shit out of the dog's hair in the bath tub while the dog freaked out the whole time. "WHY THE FUCK AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS TO DEAL WITH THIS?" Well, why did we arrive at a breeder's place to buy a golden retriever and leave with a lhasa apso that no one but you wanted, bitch? The last few years of the dog's life she just kept her shaved.

It's always a bad idea when a mom is the one who "wants the dog" because they never want to deal with the responsibilities of having one. Happened with my mom. Wanted a dog so bad basically because she wanted to be in charge of something/someone. My dad is the one who has to deal with it now. He didn't want the dog and now he's the one who has to bring it out all the time. Dog has bladder issues too, can't lay somewhere without leaving a small damp spot behind so now every time I go over I smell very faint piss smell. Not the mention the dog has obvious anxiety and other seemingly mental issues that were passed down by an owner with her own mental issues and zero experience in training a dog. Naturally my mom denies all these issues with the dog while my poor dad stays quiet, even though it bothers him.

 

[diane]

JIMMY IS "BURYING BONES" in "DOGGY HEAVEN" NOW AND THAT'S PFG TO ME

 

[CruisinColin]

no one but you wanted, bitch?

You're really sticking it to your mother here. That'll show her.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

What is Scorch's real name?

Vito Carlucci.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You're really sticking it to your mother here. That'll show her.

Man, when she gets home from work and makes me chicken nuggies I'm gonna throw them right in her fucking face.

I'm joshin. I love my mother very much. I mind my mom and pop. Always mind your mom and pop, sport.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

R.I.P. he was 14 years old

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

was listening to some Scorch PFG TV segment on Ona, Sam was the only one that was laughing his ass off uehehehehe, the whole thing put patrice and colin to sleep and both of them were just waiting for Sam to stfu. Scorch tries to bring some positivity to the world by helping animals and put out some hilarious contents, be it intentional or not. all sam does is destroy