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First he loses his dog and then his close friend Triple H retires because of heart failure.
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Wouldn't blame him. Opie's dog is a breed that requires frequent grooming and clipping or it easily gets shit caked in the hair around its hind parts. Lotta fawwwkin' problems in the winter. Opie has had to use kitchen scissors to cut away the frozen dingleberries.Seeing how much likes/social media interaction Scorch got for his dead dog Opie is contemplating putting his dog to sleep.
Sibby's reading Boat Hack 2 to Koloff right nowHe's drinking out of the big bakowza in the sky.
*deserves 1/100thOpie gets 1/100th of the social media interaction Scorch gets.
Sibby's sitting in the big black leather couch in heaven with a black vest right nowSibby's reading Boat Hack 2 to Koloff right now
What is Scorch's real name?
Youll hafta go watch his Peoples Court appearanceWhat is Scorch's real name?
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