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Ron Perlman’s nemesis telling it like it is.

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Joe's vivid little stories are always the same. He's out and about, living his idealistic, righteous American dream life, when suddenly he's confronted and/or inconvenienced by some sort of liberal outrage, which he always confronts, dismisses and triumphs over via his superior intellect, military-honed common sense, and good old-fashioned American "can do" gumption. In real life Joe is a sweaty, poorly-dressed, flabby-assed welfare cheat and professional mooch who busks for tips and thinks it’s a job, but in his fantasy life he's a civilian Sgt. Rock, doling out his special brand of conservative justice. He should collect them all and publish a book.
 

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Joe's vivid little stories are always the same. He's out and about, living his idealistic, righteous American dream life, when suddenly he's confronted and/or inconvenienced by some sort of liberal outrage, which he always confronts, dismisses and triumphs over via his superior intellect, military-honed common sense, and good old-fashioned American "can do" gumption. In real life Joe is a sweaty, poorly-dressed, flabby-assed welfare cheat and professional mooch who busks for tips and thinks it’s a job, but in his fantasy life he's a civilian Sgt. Rock, doling out his special brand of conservative justice. He should collect them all and publish a book.

I bet he never hesitates or just mumbles awkwardly and walks away when he gets into these situations either. In Joe's "I wish I had said this" reimaginings, he instantly has a snappy, eloquent retort ready for whatever libtard who dares to lock horns with him.
 

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I bet he never hesitates or just mumbles awkwardly and walks away when he gets into these situations either. In Joe's "I wish I had said this" reimaginings, he instantly has a snappy, eloquent retort ready for whatever libtard who dares to lock horns with him.
So..so...so...so....so....so....so ........ you're saying you don't want to get a cup of coffee with me?
 
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Joe's vivid little stories are always the same. He's out and about, living his idealistic, righteous American dream life, when suddenly he's confronted and/or inconvenienced by some sort of liberal outrage, which he always confronts, dismisses and triumphs over via his superior intellect, military-honed common sense, and good old-fashioned American "can do" gumption. In real life Joe is a sweaty, poorly-dressed, flabby-assed welfare cheat and professional mooch who busks for tips and thinks it’s a job, but in his fantasy life he's a civilian Sgt. Rock, doling out his special brand of conservative justice. He should collect them all and publish a book.
Replace maybe 4 words and that could also describe Fatrick
 
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