ROLL HIM INTO TRAFFIC

[Stent]

In the old days Nana would've deliberately tried to drench him with a puddle, been too drunk to do it accurately and bounced him off the Escalade fender. He'd yell "Fuck you!" then gas it home at 90.

Today he's glad for the $7 subscription from a vegetable.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Injured Dice Clay

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

I knew a kid in high school who had that condition I think that fucks with your joints. The son of a bitch was into close-up card magic and later got into low tier rally car racing. It was always wild to me how he was able to do those things with that issue.

 

[PatheticIfTrue]

Bet $1 that this vegetable's set was better than Stupid Geno's drunken ramblings about Covid

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Not much of a stand up comic

 

[Zeroman]

Not much of a stand up comic

HIIIIIYOOOOOOOOOO

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

He's got feet for hands.

How low are your expectations when you go to the make-a-wish foundation and ask to visit Nana and crew

 

[Zeroman]

He's got feet for hands.

How low are your expectations when you go to the make-a-wish foundation and ask to visit Nana and crew

I’d say the end is nigh and that person would not be of sound mind.