Roger Ebert being a FAGGOT

[Meownaw]

Isabella Rossellini was so offended by Lynch's treatment that she dated him for five years after filming the movie.

Find me one woman he worked with that said anything bad about him.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

He didn't give him a good review until Mulholland Drive.

I remember that review. He missed the point of the film entirely. Once you grasp that the first two thirds of MD is an extended dream sequence, it all comes together. But he failed to get that, and got wrapped up in the whole "Lynch = weirdo" trope instead.

Find me one woman he worked with that said anything bad about him.

They all always say how much they loved working with him.

 

[guest]

Find me one woman he worked with that said anything bad about him.

Not one. Pretty much every single one considers working with him their best professional experience specifically because he isn't a complete asshole. Ebert just got jimmies rustled about something and held a grudge, in my opinion. And I was wrong, his first good Lynch review was actually The Straight Story. So one whole movie earlier.

I remember that review. He missed the point of the film entirely. Once you grasp that the first two thirds of MD is an extended dream sequence, it all comes together. But he failed to get that, and got wrapped up in the whole "Lynch = weirdo" trope instead.


They all always say how much they loved working with him.

For a guy who made a career out of reviewing movies, he wasn't very literate about them. Unsurprising that all of his screenwriting credits are for Russ Meyer movies.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Siskel was way better than Ebert. He was the first person I found who liked Rob Roy more than Braveheart, which I still hold even with the grace of St. Mel. He calls out Ebert for his dumbfuck opinion of Blue Velvet. Lynch isn't abusing the actors, you fat dope. They agreed to the scenes and worked with Lynch again.

During covid I went on a huge Siskel and Ebert rabbithole, and I actually was on Eberts side more often.
Siskels take on Casino is enraging. He was like “It was just Goodfellas set in Las Vegas”
And Ebert goes “Well you loved Goodfellas, so you have to admit its a good movie in and of itself”
And Siskel just no childs him like a literal Tomlinson providing no explanation.
He did that shit a lot

 

[FingerofGod]

I used to read reviews of movies before I watched them and noticed that ebert spoils the entire plot in most of his reviews. Just for that I’m glad he died with half a face and I hope he’s getting raped in hell.

 

[EraGodless]

lol Speed 2 sucked.

Roger was married to a nigger... So.

Tbf, he waited until his mother died to even date the negress. He didn't want to break mommy's heart. He'd rather she think he was a fag than a nigger lover.

 

[guest]

And it had nothing to do with Ebert it was all because Jim was thinking about what life would be like if he, Jim Norton, couldn't speak.

Or suck a fuckin pecka

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Siskel and fuckin Ebrick... Which one is it? I can't even tell em a-fuckin-PART, so I call em the bald FUCK and the fat PIG!

 

[Cartoon Redux]

Hot take, I've always thought Siskel and Ebert were pretentious faggots and I thought anyone who didn't were fucking with me.

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

Siskel and Ebert were PFG. From the thousands of reviews they did they're gonna have a few clunkers. And please stop talking about Blue Velvet like it's The Searchers. It's a good troll film that's entertaining but not a masterpiece. Mulholland Drive is way better and Ebert praised that one so quit acting like a bunch of fishwives harping on his dumb Blue Velvet take.

 

[TheUserRedditBanned]

Roger Ebert lost his mind shortly after his jaw and spent his final days tweeting about Republicans the way Cumia tweets about da blacks.

It was a profoundly undignified way to die, raging at phantoms because he didn't have a God to be mad at.

 

[wbgreen]

Roger Ebert lost his mind shortly after his jaw and spent his final days tweeting about Republicans the way Cumia tweets about da blacks.

It was a profoundly undignified way to die, raging at phantoms because he didn't have a God to be mad at.

Fucking disgusting he still went on TV with the bottom of his face gone. A hundred years ago, men with such deformities would cover their faces to not scare women and children.

 

[quark]

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