Robert Mewler p.2

[Gay Faggot.]

Did he actually say pounds? I forget, maybe he said 6 feet 225 and meant kilos.

Yes he did. He’s probably around 5’10 based off pictures, and he claims to be 225 lbs. I’m almost 5 inches taller and weigh the same. I’m kind of fat, but he’s apparently not by any medical standard.

 

[guest]

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Maybe that's why she's into the trad wife thing so hard? Escaping the memories of being passed around like the soggy biscuit?

That's usually how it works. They fuck their way through their 20s and then do a 180 and become a "trad wife".

 

[Feltch My Ass]

That's usually how it works. They fuck their way through their 20s and then do a 180 and become a "trad wife".

@RobertMewler 评论?

 

[Stent]

mews is smaller than me and everytime she talks about it it makes me want to diet

Think positive.

 

[Feltch My Ass]

Mewler may be a waif thats proud she never got over 80 pounds


But until she proves otherwise, she is a fat chinese person who works for the feds

We need to just accept this and move on

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Did he actually say pounds? I forget, maybe he said 6 feet 225 and meant kilos.

no one would ever be able to keep up with this guy extemporaneously. nice chip level joke, stupid

 

[Phish]

Yes he did. He’s probably around 5’10 based off pictures, and he claims to be 225 lbs. I’m almost 5 inches taller and weigh the same. I’m kind of fat, but he’s apparently not by any medical standard.

I have a text exchange saved where i asked Joe about this. He still swears Mila wanted his dick but their schedules clashed, otherwise he had it in the bag 100%. He wasnt joking either. He actually believes his own bullshit. Ill try to find it. He said “she had that look in her eye. You know the one i mean”.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I have a text exchange saved where i asked Joe about this. He still swears Mila wanted his dick but their schedules clashed, otherwise he had it in the bag 100%. He wasnt joking either. He actually believes his own bullshit. Ill try to find it.

I would love nothing more to see that. His brother is like 5’7 at best, and he’s maybe 3 inches taller. I’m being generous with 5’7 as well. Because Landau is a confirmed illiterate midget, and is about the same height. Even in the picture she’s hunched over and maybe 1 or 2 inches shorter than Joe.

See Dan? This is what a pest is. Sperging out over retarded shit related to the OnA (Opie and Anthony) world just to prove their lies.

 

[Phish]

I would love nothing more to see that.

I found this part of the convo. I was playing the nice guy role to get him to say some embarrassing shit. I also found the text exchange where he was asking me to run the new season of the Rantcast. I tried my damndest to make that happen but he bitched out.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I found this part of the convo. I was playing the nice guy role to get him to say some embarrassing shit. I also found the text exchange where he was asking me to run the new season of the Rantcast. I tried my damndest to make that happen but he bitched out.

Half the reason I don’t text joe is because of shit like this. I’d start by trying to get him on shit, then just end up bullshitting with him. As retarded as he is, he’s still a dumb, loveable boomer. It would just turn into my own personal laughs and I wouldn’t care about sharing it. I respect the brothermen like you who are way funnier than me.

 

[Phish]

You just know he rightfully thinks of @Phish as a ballwasher...probably tweeted Nana "they wanna be friends again " with screenshots of the convos.

Joe got really upset with me because i convinced him I was selling him my old antique guitar amp for real cheap when he was playing that gig in Northern Va. I cant remember the name of the place at the moment. We fucked w thier facebook page. I felt sorta bad. Hed taken (Ants) $ out of the ATM and everything. Then at the last minute i told him he was a fat old retard for thinking I was just gonna let him take advantage of me because hes some faggot washed up shock jocks brother. Thats around the time he started called me a pussy ass worm and wanted to fight me.