Rittenhouse MEGATHREAD

[guest]

"Oh, I guess it was a different guy" lol, fucking boob...

 

[Snake]

"Oh, I guess it was a different guy" lol, fucking boob...

This is fucking terrible.

Richards is going to bumble through his closing and end with SHOOT ME, NIGGER

 

[Snake]

This nigga ran out of shit to talk about half way through and he's just playing irrelevant video clips now.

 

[Petworth dude]

Jeez, how the hell are you guys able to keep watching this trial all day? Don't you all have, like, jobs or something?

 

[Snake]

Jeez, how the hell are you guys able to keep watching this trial all day? Don't you all have, like, jobs or something?

Noooooooo chowlld. I'm a critically acclaimed writer/comedian/political firebrand that works from home. Sucks to suck.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Jeez, how the hell are you guys able to keep watching this trial all day? Don't you all have, like, jobs or something?

I'm usually behind on the streams, but I can keep it going on one of my monitors. I've been working from home since covid.

 

[guest]

Jeez, how the hell are you guys able to keep watching this trial all day? Don't you all have, like, jobs or something?

I work from home. My life rules.

 

[RobertMewler]

Had to tap out for a bit. Binger is so hatable

I did too. He was driving me crazy with his lies. I came back in time to watch him clearly grasping at straws and losing all credibility; "Grosskreutz with a loaded weapon pointed at the defendant's head could not have posed an imminent threat to the defendant" Um.. OKAY.

 

[Snake]

Always a good sign that you discredit your own witnesses in your closing argument.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I did too. He was driving me crazy with his lies. I came back in time to watch him clearly grasping at straws and losing all credibility; "Grosskreutz with a loaded weapon pointed at the defendant's head could not have posed an imminent threat to the defendant" Um.. OKAY.

Bzzzzt. Wrong

 

[Snake]

When his case explodes in his face.

 

[RobertMewler]

Richards is killing it. The jury no doubt appreciates hearing a local, salt-of-the-earth kind of guy being alpha and speaking plainly like this.

 

[Snake]

Richards is killing it. The jury no doubt appreciates hearing a local, salt-of-the-earth kind of guy being alpha and speaking plainly like this.

I'm glad he came out of his coma at the 11th hour.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I'm glad he came out of his coma at the 11th hour.

He seems like a bag of nerves

 

[guest]

I love that the "Hat removal" company got some free advertisement.

 

[Snake]

The wheels came off on this. I guess he only wrote ten minutes of material. Needs to work on his craft at the cheese cellar table. Nice cheese head, stupid.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I liked when Richard's said that Kyle has the right to go around unmolested by Rosenbaum

 

[RobertMewler]

The wheels came off on this. I guess he only wrote ten minutes of material. Needs to work on his craft at the cheese cellar table. Nice cheese head, stupid.

Nah, I think he made a good choice going back in time and covering the main points of all the witnesses' testimonies. He reminded me of things I'd forgotten already. It's all helpful stuff.

 

[Snake]

Nah, I think he made a good choice going back in time and covering the main points of all the witnesses' testimonies. He reminded me of things I'd forgotten already. It's all helpful stuff.

That PowerPoint with them is a great move.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Its turned into one of pats stand ups.