Rick's Penis

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

I said this on Cumtown.org:

By the by: Patrick posted about his meltdown today on Twitter. He was dragged out of his house in cuffs, wearing only a bathrobe. At some point, he was completely naked, because the robe opened up while he was handcuffed.
So if you can imagine an obese slob with a tiny penis (or at least major shrinkage, given the situation), screaming at a cadre of FEMALE officers about stlakers, grinding black children up into pepperoni in his basement and setting his favorite bar on fire and running away...if you're not onboard with Patposting after that, then I don't know what to tell you.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I said this on Cumtown.org:

By the by: Patrick posted about his meltdown today on Twitter. He was dragged out of his house in cuffs, wearing only a bathrobe. At some point, he was completely naked, because the robe opened up while he was handcuffed.
So if you can imagine an obese slob with a tiny penis (or at least major shrinkage, given the situation), screaming at a cadre of FEMALE officers about stlakers, grinding black children up into pepperoni in his basement and setting his favorite bar on fire and running away...if you're not onboard with Patposting after that, then I don't know what to tell you.

this might be what made him so mad; a bunch of non-medicated women seeing his lil' nervous nub

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

A higher than normal percentage of female officers are lesbian. Seeing that excuse for a dick might drive those numbers up.

 

[The Fuchitive]

it's a little button sticking out of a fat padded ball bag

If he had an absolute daddy dick would you let him hit?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[guest]

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I hear that local news stations are interested in this footage and Pat won't be able to stop them from getting it...

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

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[Slackjawed Cow]

Too bad for who?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

He was embarrassed during his latest police interaction that his bathrobe opened because he was naked. My insider at the MPD said they didn’t charge him with public indecency because his genitals weren’t of a size that they could be seen as Lewd.

 

[BillKlacks]

I'm almost starting to feel bad for Pat. It's like he's living in a humiliation nightmare

 

[guest]

I'm almost starting to feel bad for Pat. It's like he's living in a humiliation nightmare

He gets off on it. He called the cops himself and purposely wore that bathrobe with nothing underneath.

 

[Spanish LeGum]

I'm almost starting to feel bad for Pat. It's like he's living in a humiliation nightmare

He keeps telling people he has a humiliation fetish, so maybe we really do work for him.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Its plenty common for cops to overwhelm someone where they all pile on and grab a limb to cuff them. Its not because he was just so strong. Think they cuffed him in the house or on the porch?

" STOP RESISTING!"


" THATS NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS!"

 

[Prince Bvstin]

I know a few people with comically oversized hogs. I never once heard them boast about how well they fuck, just occasionally whip it out when they're hammered. They sort of carry this big dick energy and women somehow pick up on it. Pat does not carry big dick energy.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

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This tards got a God Tier sack. Chock full of defective tadpoles.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Hey's probably loying about being naked. He likes to tell porkies about exhibitionism on Twitter in the hopes of getting his female fandom hot under the gusset.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I'm almost starting to feel bad for Pat. It's like he's living in a humiliation nightmare

Like I’ve said before, his life has become an episode of Black Mirror. But unlike the Prime Minister Michael Callow who had to fuck a pig on national tv to get a Princess released, our prized Pig can end this at any time yet refuses to do so. All he has to do is turn off the Twitter, or admit he’s not as smart as he thinks he is, and his nightmare can end at any time. But he doesent want that. It doesent allow him to tweet about his victimhood for Social Media Dopamine hits.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I know a few people with comically oversized hogs. I never once heard them boast about how well they fuck, just occasionally whip it out when they're hammered. They sort of carry this big dick energy and women somehow pick up on it. Pat does not carry big dick energy.

HEYY!! leave my personal life outta this