Rick's Penis

[guest]

Discuss.

 

[pattypatfatfat]

very little
to discuss

 

[FranksWirecutters]

We've seen the official artist renditions. If someone can post those again, that would help.

 

[captain_kamala]

it's a little button sticking out of a fat padded ball bag

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Like baby bird in a nest

 

[Cuphead]

 

[guest]

I think it'd be funnier if he just has a huge veiny retard hog.
But I went to an all-boys New England prep school and I see the world differently than socially well-adjusted folks. A big fat hog is always funnier than a tiny peen, especially if it's attached to a retard.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Tiny, deformed like Bobo's

 

[Clint Ruin]

I think it'd be funnier if he just has a huge veiny retard hog.

Honestly, that would be the most funny development in the Pat saga. To find out this insecure, pathetic fatman actually has a giant horse cock.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

No Dinty Moore Beef Stew can, for sure.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Honestly, that would be the most funny development in the Pat saga. To find out this insecure, pathetic fatman actually has a giant horse cock.

 

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[wbgreen]

Give it a rest boys.

We won't be able to see it over his gut.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

an innie

 

[Brooke Shields]

heh

 

[Snake]

We've seen the official artist renditions. If someone can post those again, that would help.

 

[guest]

Like baby bird in a nest

Like a robin's egg protruding from a pile of steel wool.

 

[SFWA liaison]

circumcised or uncircumcised? my bet is a botched circumcision that left the surgeons no other option but to amputate

 

[guest]

We've been over this...It's obvious that he has a big hog from the pic where he's in his wrinkled red "Fight fascist" shirt, but it does him no good as he can't get it up.

Having a big dick does little to impress women if you don't have swagger, and it doesn't work...