Rick: Pig in the City

[guest]

I was in Midtown three weeks ago and NYC is the last place you want to be right now. You can't do shit without someone hassling you for papers.

I'm sure Fatrick will proudly have his vax passport hanging from a lanyard all trip.

 

[Snake]

Middle aged is young?

Generally, it comes down to your health. Pat is a senior citizen in fat people years.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

I hope he gets pushed in the subway by a homeless schizo

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I hope he gets pushed in the subway by a homeless schizo

The security footage would become legendary here

 

[Snake]

I hope he gets pushed in the subway by a homeless schizo

Would be a really nice bookend to this Kafkaesque story.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Native New Yorkers love when you call it "The Big Apple." Be more of a Midwestern rube, Patrick.

I'm sure he won't stand out as a easy mark with Brewers hat on

 

[Will Tate]

Would be a really nice bookend to this Kafkaesque story.

Starts with him throwing Norm under the bus, end with him getting thrown under a train. Poetry.

 

[guest]

I hope he gets pushed in the subway by a homeless schizo

I'd settle for three negro juveniles playing ping-pong with his skull.

 

[guest]

Young lad? Bitch I just turned 34 and would commit suicide before using "young lad" on myself.

Exactly. I'm 3 years younger than him and look 15 years younger than him but would eat glass before describing myself as that. I hate him so much it disturbs me sometimes.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Exactly. I'm 3 years younger than him and look 15 years younger than him but would eat glass before describing myself as that. I hate him so much it disturbs me sometimes.

Maybe he means lad in the condescending “wants to be British” way. Correct me if I’m wrong but I think lad over there means fuckboy over here?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Exactly. I'm 3 years younger than him and look 15 years younger than him but would eat glass before describing myself as that. I hate him so much it disturbs me sometimes.

 

[MonsterSteve]

No one in the city gives a shit about whether your vaxxed or not retard. Everyone is just living their lives without thinking twice about covid or politics.

 

[guest]

Maybe he means lad in the condescending “wants to be British” way. Correct me if I’m wrong but I think lad over there means fuckboy over here?

I wish it did just so he looked like even more of a cunt. It's Scottish originally and just means boy or teenage male. "One of the lads" is the UK equivalent of "one of the guys." An older man might call a young man a lad but no one would really use it to describe any guy over 25-30. And no one really refers to themselves as one apart from chavs. So Fat sort of sounds like an underclass scumbag by using it. Gay as well because he just always does.

Apologies for the autistic answer if you already knew all this and were just going for the joke.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I dont know how I will be able to salvage my ribs if he gets mugged in NY. Are they still randomly punching white people in the head there?

 

[Cuphead]

I hated this fucking commercial

 

[stealthygeek]

I hope he gets pushed in the subway by a homeless schizo

We got his fat working for US now. Everyday he looks more and more Asian as his fat overtakes his eye sockets

 

[fusciasomething]

I know when I'm looking for a good time I ask the shut in lunatics on twitter for advice. He'd have a better time going to Childpound Media than listening to the retards on that platform

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

" Are things open?" Just google the fucking museum and ask them. We all know you just want to pig out and see dinosaur bones.

 

[captainjapan]

JOE ROGAN! JOE ROGAN! DAWG, I tell ya this one time we were doing rails at this cowboy bar full of men. Real creepy sweaty place and dis fat kid from Milwaukee sucked off all 60 of us! He had this Brewers cap on and he went to town! JOE ROGAN! JOE ROGAN! I ain't fuckin around JOE ROGAN! I took my mule out and this kid sucked my cock like he owed me money. I did a another bump and dis bald Tunisian nigger stuck his nose in my asshole and sniffed. I got the fuck out of there and banged this fat skank in Jersey, JOE ROGAN!

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Hopefully Rick will bring an umbrella this time.