Rick: Pig in the City

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[captain_kamala]

what a colossal faggot

 

[N64 Cube]

Pat should be hurt for many reasons. Calling himself a “triple vaxxed young lad” is one of them

 

[Will Tate]

Not sure about young lads, but triple-vaxxed fat faggots with bitch-tits who lose lawsuits are free to oink around as they please.

 

[AntSucks]

New York is very clean and everybody is triple vaxxed. Nobody coughs on you in the subway.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

He wants to cheat on his wife so bad

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

The cringe runs deep with this old fat one.

PedoRICK you use hair dye like a fat faggot you are not "young." What you are is a pisstoothed idiot with bitchtits.

And you are not a fucking "lad"

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

So there i was, a wet behind the ears midwestern country boy in the big city. I nervously but surely walked across the dance floor, sweat beading on my forehead, the scent of testosterone stinging my nostrils, loud techno music pounding in my ears.

This was too much, i had to get out of there. I had only entered this establishment on an impulsive whim, i hadn’t even come clean with anyone back home in Milwaukee yet and here i was surrounded by sweaty gyrating men in a state of near undress.

Just as i turned to leave, i felt a warm moist sensation clench onto my hand, i looked back and saw him. He looked serene, majestic, powerful. Everything i wanted to be. “W..who are you?” I said, the man looked into my eyes reassuringly, the strobe lights reflecting off his sweaty ebony skin and smooth hairless head, the lights almost dancing in tandem with my racing heart on the reflection of his metal mesh vest.

“I’m Private Joe, newbie” the man said. “And i’m going to take you under my wing little cub, and show you what the ranch is all about”

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Surely Rick will mind his manners with child outbursts dealing with New Yorkers on the street

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Hip young lads don't have fucking jowls, you pudgy piece of shit. I hope that crybaby nigger accidentally goes to the Bronx

 

[SensibleKeks]

Pat plans on going just to shove people onto the subway tracks. Not cool dude.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Middle aged is young?

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

Let’s start calling him Pops and Old Timer. We haven’t tapped into his insecurity about aging very much as of yet

 

[guest]

Young lad? Bitch I just turned 34 and would commit suicide before using "young lad" on myself.

You're an old man fatty. And due to your lifestyle and obesity, should be concerned with covid19 more than the average person indeed.

 

[stealthygeek]

Best cover up those chins, piggy. We're all aware of how NYC's rainfall takes a beeline for those things like homing missiles.

 

[guest]

Native New Yorkers love when you call it "The Big Apple." Be more of a Midwestern rube, Patrick.

 

[captainjapan]

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I can’t wait for him to get to NYC and be stuck in the shithole that that place is. It’s everything Pat deserves.

 

[guest]

for real? LOL shit...got fooled for a second

 

[fricklefrackle]