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Whats with the long fingernails?This is the most disgusting shit I've ever seen. That whole state needs to be sterilized.
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Whats with the long fingernails?This is the most disgusting shit I've ever seen. That whole state needs to be sterilized.
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Whats with the long fingernails?
I alway enjoy seeing one of the two dishes the extremely successful Tomlinson estate owns. Such opulence, Pat. Nice “oh, we forgot about the fat cunt” loveless leftovers that look like they were reclaimed from a dog bowl, stupid. Nobody loves you, Pat. Nobody.
Technicality Tomlinson strikes again. Even if it was from his parents that means they had to make the 40 minute drive to see their fat, jobless son who does nothing all day instead of him making even an ounce of effort. My family lives on opposite coasts and we still manage to spend time together for holidays. Must be because we actually love and provide for each other.It's not his hand. It's Niki. Her parents gave her then when she went to see them for Thanksgiving. Notice he doesn't say "my parents".
They're actually giving him this pure sugar laden snack to accelerate his death from diabetesOK, lets run with this idea. So lets say its Pats parents that came over to drop off leftovers. They arent eating with him either way. It also shows that they thought ahead. If they bring over food then pat isnt spending all day at their house waiting for him to leave while becoming drunker and more abrasive. They can just drop it off. Hang out for 20mins or until pat starts bothering them and they can bail out. ( kinda smart if true) " Golly gee, Patrick we got a long drive back home, dontcha know." Its still just a pity gesture for their own conscience. So they can sleep at night. Either way Pat was not invited to the actual dinner on both sides and that says everything.
Huh? No one is wearing wired headphones again. Every one I see has fucking airpods in their ears.
So. lets run this back. First tweet of day at 830am and he is eating a full 4 course dinner by 2pm. Sure buddy. Instead of eating breakfast you just woke up and started cooking dinner for 4-6 people. A ham takes like 3 hours on its own. He is so full of shit.
So. lets run this back. First tweet of day at 830am and he is eating a full 4 course dinner by 2pm. Sure buddy. Instead of eating breakfast you just woke up and started cooking dinner for 4-6 people. A ham takes like 3 hours on its own. He is so full of shit.
Felony leftovers childHis "family" most likely put the leftovers on the doorstep and knocked and ran to their car. Stop with your tricks, piggy boy.
The instant potatoes are a sign of a classy joint.Looks like he ate it, drank too much then vomited it back onto the plate.
Right. He has two families in close proximity and still he spends Thanksgiving alone--with not even his wife--at a bar. He is 100% persona non grata at family gatherings on both sides of the family and it is purely based on how awful his personality is. Maybe a little bit is also his pig stench, but you just know he's argued politics one time too many and now he spends the holidays alone.Also note since he’s married that means you have to choose which side you see on thanksgiving (yours or hers) but Pat spent it alone.
Yes, but not their primarily. Before covid scared my gullible normie mother out of family gatherings Mrs. Tate and I would do Thanksgiving at my parent's house with them, my brothers, and my aunt and uncle who live in the state, but we'd also get all the food to have another turkey dinner the following Sunday at home with her mother. It's a four-day weekend for most, so there's plenty of time to go to someone's house for dessert or a lunch or dinner of leftovers a subsequent day, but if you're not somewhere surrounded by family on Thursday it's either a conscious choice or it's because you're universally despised. People want to be with the people they love on Thanksgiving; if no one want you to be around on Thanksgiving, guess what that means.
I don't know- I was I county jail one time during Thanksgiving and they served bologna pieces in a disgusting gelatinous gravy. It was fucking so disgusting, even the guards complained on our behalf. Thank God I got out on Christmas Eve.I've had better turkey meals in fuking prison.
Killah kuhn literally had a better Thanksgiving meal.
How was the buttfucking?I don't know- I was I county jail one time during Thanksgiving and they served bologna pieces in a disgusting gelatinous gravy. It was fucking so disgusting, even the guards complained on our behalf. Thank God I got out on Christmas Eve.
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