Rick is spending thanksgiving at a bar, no bullshit

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Welp we called it. Pat doesnt realize that for what he paid for that one plate, you could actually make same meal that would feed like 3 people. I saw hot/fresh turkey breasts next to the rotisserie chickens. The rest cost maybe $10 and you end up with leftovers for a couple days. Jesus pat you are fucking lazy. I hope the batender asked " Why are you spending Thanksgiving here alone? Arent you married?" Pat has no idea how pathetic he looks by hanging out there all night without his wife." No matter what lie he tells them, he looks like a sad sack of shit.

Probably brought in a couple Hungry Man meals and paid them to make them

 

[Clint Ruin]

Some people have Thanksgiving dinner on nights other than Thanksgiving, child.

Let's just say Rick isn't lying and he's doing Thanksgiving dinners on Friday and saturday: why would you advertise to the world that you were nobody's first choice for the biggest family holiday?

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

“Family dinners next 2 nights”

He is relegated to everyones 2nd and 3rd string Thanksgivings

I'm not an American, does anyone even have Thanksgiving dinners after the 25th? That part seems like some desperate cope from the pig.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I bet Pat is that relative that isnt invited when everyone else is gathering together because everyone hates him. Pat gets to show up the day or two after where they saved him a plate leftovers and he gets to show up after everyone has got out of town so just the parents have to deal with him for a few hours while he stuffs his face. They want to get that food in front of him as fast a possible so he will shut up about politics. They then start yawning and talking about "turkey makes you tired" so they can get them to leave.

 

[Guyincognito]

Nice mac-less Big Mac stupid. Can’t he get anything right?!

 

[Clint Ruin]

I'm not an American, does anyone even have Thanksgiving dinners after the 25th

No, no one does that.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I'm not an American, does anyone even have Thanksgiving dinners after the 25th? That part seems like some desperate cope from the pig.

It's rare. Most people make a real effort to be with family on Thursday (it's not always on the 25th). Sometimes you'll do one family and then the next day do the other, if married. I have no idea why he has 2 family dinners and neither are actually on Thanksgiving.

 

[guest]

I'm not an American, does anyone even have Thanksgiving dinners after the 25th? That part seems like some desperate cope from the pig.

Yes, it's 100% a cope. Thanksgiving is always Thursday. Literally zero people have "Thanksgiving dinner" on a different day.

 

[Guyincognito]

I'm not an American, does anyone even have Thanksgiving dinners after the 25th? That part seems like some desperate cope from the pig.

I’m part of a huge family-in-law. They have multiple thanksgivings after today to accommodate scheduling issues.
Also of note: I went to thanksgiving with my primary family tonight, unlike Ricky.
Also also of note, Rick is fat

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I'm not an American, does anyone even have Thanksgiving dinners after the 25th? That part seems like some desperate cope from the pig.

Im sure it happens but not like his scenario. Some people will be a guest the day of and make their own in the next day or two so they can have their own leftovers. Its probably going to be leftovers saved for him from what they cooked today.

I did thanksgiving dinner last night. So its just leftovers,lazy, and football all day.

 

[NoBacon]

Did he get a burger on the side or is it just the bread?

I don’t know which is more weird and disgusting.

the whole thing looks absolutely rancid, I wouldn’t touch it if it was free.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I'm not an American, does anyone even have Thanksgiving dinners after the 25th? That part seems like some desperate cope from the pig.

The night before Thanksgiving to me is always the night me and the boys get together for some beers. Some women call this “Friendsgiving.”
I suppose people doing that the night after instead wouldnt be too out of the ordinary. But in terms of an actual family gathering, no, nobody does that

 

[Guyincognito]

Did he get a burger on the side or is it just the bread?

I don’t know which is more weird and disgusting.

the whole thing looks absolutely rancid, I wouldn’t touch it if it was free.

Someone said it before, but one of the sides legit looks like a jizz beans casserole. Extra salty, just like the Pigger prefers

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Good bean grease has to look like cum, child.

probably green bean casserole. it looks like glop, but it's tasty. honestly besides that bagel bun it doesn't look too terrible. partial to dark meat myself though

 

[MonsterSteve]

I like how he has to let everyone know that he's not a complete loser by having dinner with family the next 2 nights. Guess what fatboy? The next 2 nights are NOT thanksgiving.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

 

[Raymond]

If the reddit guys were cruel, they'd just send this pic as the daily reminder that Pat is a fat, unlovable cunt.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Did he get a burger on the side or is it just the bread?

I don’t know which is more weird and disgusting.

the whole thing looks absolutely rancid, I wouldn’t touch it if it was free.

They didnt want the extra expense of buying traditional rolls so they just toasted the burger buns they regularly use. Its tacky and trashy. Perfect for pat.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

They want to get that food in front of him as fast a possible

They can agree on one thing, at least.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

If the reddit guys were cruel, they'd just send this pic as the daily reminder that Pat is a fat, unlovable cunt.

Whatever you do dont post this on r/shittyfoodporn talking about your family hates you and this is your sad thanksgiving.