Rick is going to shoehorn a COVID comparison into his Tiny Tim "story"

[guest]

"The great Scurvy epidemic of 1894 was going on full throttle. Tiny Tim is on a journey, but life is hampered. Those evil bufoons from the Whig Party are refusing to comply with the city of London's mandate to eat their daily ration of Limes. Tiny Tim was smart. He was a Tory. And had his boost of lime juice already."

 

[NoBacon]

Do you see that, TOR, you'd be fools not to publish this!

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one potential sale. This is going great!

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

After this huge success I can't wait for his next masterpiece: Polliver Brist. (Oliver Twist: In space!)

'Oh please master Klargon overlord, can I have another bowl of blue space gruel?'

 

[RoTheHo69]

"The great Scurvy epidemic of 1894 was going on full throttle. Tiny Tim is on a journey, but life is hampered. Those evil bufoons from the Whig Party are refusing to comply with the city of London's mandate to eat their daily ration of Limes. Tiny Tim was smart. He was a Tory. And had his boost of lime juice already."

Space tim quickly went to the space mcdonalds for a space big mac and a space coke.

 

[Will Tate]

Stealing characters created by better and thinner authors than he will ever hope to be and shoehorning them into a hackneyed, lazy premise. This is why the sales of every one of your books drop by 50% with every new release, you tubby brain-dead fraud. Just hang it up already and stick to stuffing your face with slop and defending pedophiles, Pat, it's all you're good at. Well, that and being fat.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I hope someone researches 19th century London serial killers and does to him what happened to Mary Jane Kelly.

 

[PeteRose]

Yeah, but he has a really good feeling about this one

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nobody cares about your drunk scrambles fat boy

 

[Clint Ruin]

Stealing characters created by better and thinner authors than he will ever hope to be and shoehorning them into a hackneyed, lazy premise. This is why the sales of every one of your books drop by 50% with every new release, you tubby brain-dead fraud. Just hang it up already and stick to stuffing your face with slop and defending pedophiles, Pat, it's all you're good at. Well, that and being fat.

Plot twist: Tiny Tim is gay and black, because suck it, alt-right

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Patrick getting his big break and a Netflix adaptation would be a good bit

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Patrick getting his big break and a Netflix adaptation would be a good bit

We should make Jocie Amundsen over there aware of Fat.
Netflix isn't really looking for middle-aged straight white men right now, but maybe she could still put in a good word for him.