Rick is a two-door fridgecel

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Give him some of that $300000 whale sperm

 

[BoomerSperg]

He's a 2 door jamoke:

Fridge that close to the door, disgusting.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Management, so far, is liking the direction of Boq-posting

 

[Udders]

I see the pictures of Pat's hovel fridge here are pre microwave-on-top. It also blocks part of that doorway. I'd rather live among the niggers next door.

 

[quasi101]

Fridge that close to the door, disgusting.

this looks like the kitchen area of a homeless shelter that just got a donation for a new fridge

 

[warchief1978]

Fridge that close to the door, disgusting.

Are we going to ignore the gas line is sticking out of the back of the gas range?

 

[Stent]

#DLTIW

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

I love that even with all of the outgoing calls and the incessant RICK messages, he still doesn't just block the number and move on with his day.

 

[RobertMewler]

I love that even with all of the outgoing calls and the incessant RICK messages, he still doesn't just block the number and move on with his day.

What, and risk missing J.J. Abrams's call!??




Edit: Oops, I thought you meant why doesn't he just change his number.

 

[quasi101]

Yes, it’s college student housing that they haven’t renovated in any significant way.

um... have you forgotten about the backwards fence???!!!!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He's a 2 door jamoke:

Funny how they dont offer to house undocumented boarder jumpers when they have an empty dwelling to use.

 

[guest]

There's more but @RickiLeaks is sleeping at the wheel.

 

[CompoundBasement]

um... have you forgotten about the backwards fence???!!!!

Um, and the code violating "fire pit", hello!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Yes, it’s college student housing that they haven’t renovated in any significant way.

They really are a couple of bums, the only thing they did was fix the room that smelled like cat piss. That’s right, they bought this dump “as is” or the previous owner said “fuck off” when asked if he could fix a room that cats pissed all over the floor.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

It’s times like this I wish Dan was still here. I wonder how many fridge doors he has?

Probably a lot.

his fridge is so big it has it's own sink

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Nice garage-style workbench in your kitchen, you lazy pauper. This is the life you created for yourself, idiot. Yours is one of the saddest looking kitchens I've ever seen. Linoleum floor, laminate countertops, cheap, big box store prefab cabinets... The only thing in there that looks new is the fridge, which makes sense since you're obese and probably wore the hinges down on the last one from over use. Fat, lazy slob. Your life is a ruin.

 

[RoxburyRick]

He's a 2 door jamoke:

That's a pre-war stove

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I really wanna know what scam they have going to no longer rent out the one side. The whole point of buying a place like that is to rent one side live in the other or rent both out and live elsewhere. I bet Niki’s mom was the reason they bought it just so they could have a steady stream of rental income.

 

[guest]

I really wanna know what scam they have going to no longer rent out the one side. The whole point of buying a place like that is to rent one side live in the other or rent both out and live elsewhere.

I mean realistically they can't. It's the most swatted house in America. They'd get sued by their tenants.

 

[RickiLeaks]

There's more but @RickiLeaks is sleeping at the wheel.

r/ProgresiveAndHarmonious

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