Retard Level: Pants-Shitting

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Of all the embarrassingly pointless videos he ever made, this one always stands out to me. He had to get Niki to turn the stove on for him. He says "get yourself a big cup" grabs a particularly small mug and tries to dump way too much shit into it. He then tries to pour milk on top of the overflowing mug. His voice is smug, over-enunciated and faggy. He makes disgusting pig sounds when he eats. He laughs as if something he's done in this video is funny.

Who was this for? Why did he do this?

 

[BudDickman]

This reminds me of that video where one of his comedy bros has dicks drawn all over his face after a wild night of partying and he pretends to clean it in an attempt at humor.

 

[HotDogJoe]

This reminds me of that video where one of his comedy bros has dicks drawn all over his face after a wild night of partying and he pretends to clean it in an attempt at humor.

So wacky! You never know what type of shenanigans are gonna go down in this frat house!

Reminder that Patrick was in his mid 30s at this point.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

I dunno what you're talking about. That video doesn't even have any dislikes! Must be one great informational video.


Fucking youtube jew cunts.

 

[Snake]

A Lovecraftian horror.

 

[guest]

[MEDIA=youtube]en5oZYkaKLs[/MEDIA]


So wacky! You never know what type of shenanigans are gonna go down in this frat house!

Reminder that Patrick was in his mid 30s at this point.

And affecting a completely different fake personality than the one he has now.
He's deeply, deeply mentally ill.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Frat Pat is favorite Pat persona.

 

[Phish]

Pig just puts sodium soaked noodles and packets of salt in everything. This is just a normal cup of tea for hm.

 

[guest]

He thought 45k fake Twitter followers would translate to 45k Youtube subscribers. Youtube is of course a much more difficult medium to make it in as you need to actually capture people's attention for more than 5 seconds to get your little dopamine hit.

 

[BudDickman]

And affecting a completely different fake personality than the one he has now.
He's deeply, deeply mentally ill.

"Me and the guys got pretty tore up last night."

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"Me and the guys got pretty tore up last night."

He even mentions that one of his male housemates dickfaced the guy. And I don't know about you guys, but I know when I wake up first thing in the morning I don't immediately squeeze my fat head into a little condom of a backwards hat.

 

[guest]

"Me and the guys got pretty tore up last night."

Aka I watched while Nikki got tore up by the guys last night.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Of all the embarrassingly pointless videos he ever made, this one always stands out to me. He had to get Niki to turn the stove on for him. He says "get yourself a big cup" grabs a particularly small mug and tries to dump way too much shit into it. He then tries to pour milk on top of the overflowing mug. His voice is smug, over-enunciated and faggy. He makes disgusting pig sounds when he eats. He laughs as if something he's done in this video is funny.

Who was this for? Why did he do this?

Dude Pig’s voice actually has gotten more high pitched (see Josiah Tape Nr. 5)

 

[BudDickman]

He even mentions that one of his male housemates dickfaced the guy. And I don't know about you guys, but I know when I wake up first thing in the morning I don't immediately squeeze my fat head into a little condom of a backwards hat.

It is so cringe and weird how he uses other people for social proof, especially when those people are losers themselves. He took this video because he wanted to be associated with hungover dickface guy. In one of his made up stories he says "my bartender buddy" over and over. Bartenders and drunk retards. That's the cool crowd that Pat wants to join.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Aka I watched while Nikki got tore up by the guys last night.

His father might have been there, too, attending to all of their leathersmithing and over-the-road trucking needs, aka sucking all of their cocks and swallowing all of their loads. Yep, they all got really tore up by that ex-cowboy electrician.

 

[StealthyFag]

So wacky! You never know what type of shenanigans are gonna go down in this frat house!

Reminder that Patrick was in his mid 30s at this point.

800 views
124 dislikes
0 likes

LOL

 

[HotDogJoe]

A Lovecraftian horror.

The last thing a poor innocent niglet sees before he/she starts their new life atop a pizza.

 

[MonsterSteve]

"Me and the guys got pretty tore up last night."

DID YA?

 

[Harry Powell]

Frat Pat was only about 11-20 years too late

 

[Stent]

Professional comedian.