Retard at work is boasting about getting a settlement check.

[aRTie02150]

He lies like crazy, so I don't believe half of what he says, but he's telling everyone he got a settlement check from his wife getting hit from behind or some shit.

It's 10k

He's telling everyone it's going toward a down payment on a house that he just got approved a loan for.

The housing market in Florida isn't all that stable. A house that'll cost you 350k right now may be worth 180k in 3 years when the bubble bursts.

My place has doubled in value in 2 years, so I know the market is completely inflated down here.

The moron has 3 rotten out of control kids and a wife who's just trashy.

He tells me he got approved for 400k for a house. Currently you can't find a 3BR home in this area for under 300k due to the inflated market in the area, so this morons is about to get himself in a hole hell never be able to get out of.

I know it'll be a long process, but I can't wait to see the market adjust and he's over 100k upside down on a mortgage.

Hope you're all having a great day.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Let me guess, people tend to walk away when he starts talking?
From what you said, sounds like he knows his life is shit, so in order to convince himself it’s not, he has to tell everyone lies to make himself look better.
He can lie to everyone, but he can’t keep that voice that keeps whispering, “Your wife is shit. Your kids are shit. You are shit. Your life is shit”.

 

[guest]

He lies like crazy, so I don't believe half of what he says, but he's telling everyone he got a settlement check from his wife getting hit from behind or some shit.

It's 10k

He's telling everyone it's going toward a down payment on a house that he just got approved a loan for.

The housing market in Florida isn't all that stable. A house that'll cost you 350k right now may be worth 180k in 3 years when the bubble bursts.

My place has doubled in value in 2 years, so I know the market is completely inflated down here.

The moron has 3 rotten out of control kids and a wife who's just trashy.

He tells me he got approved for 400k for a house. Currently you can't find a 3BR home in this area for under 300k due to the inflated market in the area, so this morons is about to get himself in a hole hell never be able to get out of.

I know it'll be a long process, but I can't wait to see the market adjust and he's over 100k upside down on a mortgage.

Hope you're all having a great day.

You know a lotta bad eggs, Artie.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

You know a lotta bad eggs, Artie.

Birds of a feather flock together.

 

[aRTie02150]

Let me guess, people tend to walk away when he starts talking?
From what you said, sounds like he knows his life is shit, so in order to convince himself it’s not, he has to tell everyone lies to make himself look better.
He can lie to everyone, but he can’t keep that voice that keeps whispering, “Your wife is shit. Your kids are shit. You are shit. Your life is shit”.

I should print this and leave it near his stuff.

You know a lotta bad eggs, Artie.

Price you pay for living in Florida.

 

[aRTie02150]

Birds of a feather flock together.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

You’re really attached to this guy, did you fuck him?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

He lies like crazy, so I don't believe half of what he says, but he's telling everyone he got a settlement check from his wife getting hit from behind or some shit.

It's 10k

He's telling everyone it's going toward a down payment on a house that he just got approved a loan for.

The housing market in Florida isn't all that stable. A house that'll cost you 350k right now may be worth 180k in 3 years when the bubble bursts.

My place has doubled in value in 2 years, so I know the market is completely inflated down here.

The moron has 3 rotten out of control kids and a wife who's just trashy.

He tells me he got approved for 400k for a house. Currently you can't find a 3BR home in this area for under 300k due to the inflated market in the area, so this morons is about to get himself in a hole hell never be able to get out of.

I know it'll be a long process, but I can't wait to see the market adjust and he's over 100k upside down on a mortgage.

Hope you're all having a great day.

Good thing is he'll be broke, divorced, and homeless when the housing market crashes

 

[aRTie02150]

You’re really attached to this guy, did you fuck him?

No!

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

I wish you still worked with that one guy who cried. Your interactions with him always hit me square in the ribs.

 

[guest]

3 years is generous, I think it will crash by next summer after the spring season flops.

 

[aRTie02150]

3 years is generous, I think it will crash by next summer after the spring season flops.

You're right. It's silly how inflated the numbers are here.

 

[guest]

Him explaining to his wife that they aren't going to Florida:

 

[DiarrheaDick]

So he's getting a bit of money and he's spending all of it in really short order? There's a phrase for that...

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

This guy I used to work with got a 10k settlement for failing up the stairs on a subway platform. 95% chance that he was fucked up.

 

[guest]

I wish you still worked with that one guy who cried. Your interactions with him always hit me square in the ribs.

The poster that said hand him an empty envelope giving him the impression he’s getting a bonus and walking away was and is still my hero.

 

[aRTie02150]

The poster that said hand him an empty envelope giving him the impression he’s getting a bonus and walking away was and is still my hero.

Man do we have that thread archived somewhere or so I need to call the Library of Congress?

 

[guest]

Man do we have that thread archived somewhere or so I need to call the Library of Congress?

[URL]https://opieandanthonyarchives.com/new-reddit/index.html[/URL] I would look for your username, tap that and go from there.

Found your username [URL]https://opieandanthonyarchives.com/new-reddit/user/aRTie02150.html[/URL]

 

[aRTie02150]

https://opieandanthonyarchives.com/new-reddit/index.html I would look for your username, tap that and go from there.

Found your username https://opieandanthonyarchives.com/new-reddit/user/aRTie02150.html

Wow so many memories. I completely forgot about GunClubVRmod. My cereal aisle joke obviously went over his head.

The punchline is "you have no Life." since Life is a type of cereal, which you wouldn't find if said cereal aisle was empty.

 

[guest]

Wow so many memories. I completely forgot about GunClubVRmod. My cereal aisle joke obviously went over his head.

The punchline is "you have no Life." since Life is a type of cereal, which you wouldn't find if said cereal aisle was empty.

He was having an Opie moment.