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The Talking Dead

My network, heart and book all failed. Hooly shit!
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Fat Walrus. He might lose .000005% of his body fat from the last year of eating and drinking nonstop. This will last a few weeks and he will post a picture of his calendar with a couple days X'd out. Of course, he will continue binge eating and drinking which will negate any 'hard work' he's done.

He’s a complete mong. You might be able to work off a terrible diet and daily drinking in your 20s. Doesn’t work so well at 43. Of course he almost definitely didn’t even go to the gym anyway and just thought up this “joke” and then posted it for a few likes.

I fucking hate him.
 

Kim_Jong_Poon_

Please join my Ribly Fans to increase my clout 🥰
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He’s a complete mong. You might be able to work off a terrible diet and daily drinking in your 20s. Doesn’t work so well at 43. Of course he almost definitely didn’t even go to the gym anyway and just thought up this “joke” and then posted it for a few likes.

I fucking hate him.
I hope someone calls the gym to ask about the hot water situation
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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He has a gym membership AND home equipment yet has only gotten fatter over the years. He even bought jumping boxes for his attic gym.

I really believe his “I bench 250” claim is him actually benching two 25 pound plates 5 times.

He’s got a fat head, big gut, no shoulders, and tiny arms (no hint of a tricep!) but wants everyone to believe he’s a bodybuilder.
 
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Gym Pat - tough guy Pat. The most hilarious lolcowesque character dynamic Pat ever displays. Both characters are demonstrably figments of his imagination in the most hilarious of ways. Gym Pat wants us to believe he keeps up a rigorous and consistent workout regiment but every single picture and video clearly shows a man with the amount of adipose tissue to be diagnosed a fat faggot with bitch tits by any jew physician.
Then you have tough guy Pat who came to just welp at pedocon and got mocked to his face by that MAGA dude and saved by the cat ladies that had common sense and knew Pat was going to get stomped. And then you have the request for police escort after pissing his pants from the sight of BDA and 5 sink Aria Dan.
The things he says about resolutioners are everything he hates about himself.
I know be more wordy faggot something something Rich Vos something something bombs something something tickets still on sale!
 

Uncle Floyd

Nice try, Floyd.
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The one where he pasted his face all over Instagram was the Wisconsin Athleltic Club.
They straight up thought I was an idiot when I called and asked about the hot water on Tuesday. They're like, "no nothing's wrong with the water. Nothing was wrong with the water unless maybe you did something."

Like I don't know how to turn on hot water.
 

chewtoycock

$200 worth of dead meat
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This is a retarded statement even without pointing out the obvious fact that he's fat as fuck. Lazy fat bums like him are the backbone of the fitness industry because they just like the idea of working out so they impulse buy hundreds or thousands of dollars in equipment and forget about it by the time the box shows up, or they get a gym membership and either never go and never cancel, or they just sit in the steam room after 15 minutes on the treadmill.
 
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