Resolutioner Pig lol

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Who actually reads that and clicks on the heart icon? How does it warrant an exhale through the nose, or even a slight lift of the corner of the mouth?

It's not funny, clever or even amusing. It's just an excuse for him to pretend that he's going to the gym.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Who actually reads that and clicks on the heart icon? How does it warrant an exhale through the nose, or even a slight lift of the corner of the mouth?

It's not funny, clever or even amusing. It's just an excuse for him to pretend that he's going to the gym.

Also, I thought he has a home gym. So, there’s no hot water in his half of the sty?

 

[chewtoycock]

Also, I thought he has a home gym. So, there’s no hot water in his half of the sty?

None of it makes sense. He doesn't have an office or meetings to go to, so leave the gym sweaty and stinking and go home. Change your shirt if you can't spare your cheap leather seats in the 16 year old mustang. He's there for a hookup, all evidence points to this. His obesity and lowered sex drive with age and stress are a horrible vicious cycle for why he hasn't been to the gym in a year.

 

[N64 Cube]

We’ll all know this didn’t happen but…

If it did, I bet Pat showers in public with his shirt on.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Fat Walrus. He might lose .000005% of his body fat from the last year of eating and drinking nonstop. This will last a few weeks and he will post a picture of his calendar with a couple days X'd out. Of course, he will continue binge eating and drinking which will negate any 'hard work' he's done.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

He's there for a hookup, all evidence points to this. His obesity and lowered sex drive with age and stress are a horrible vicious cycle for why he hasn't been to the gym in a year.

Oh honey, you think only gay men huddle up in the showers at the gym for warmth? Get out more

 

[Steve Ramone]

None of it makes sense. He doesn't have an office or meetings to go to, so leave the gym sweaty and stinking and go home. Change your shirt if you can't spare your cheap leather seats in the 16 year old mustang. He's there for a hookup, all evidence points to this. His obesity and lowered sex drive with age and stress are a horrible vicious cycle for why he hasn't been to the gym in a year.

Yeah he can't get Tommy Tomlinson's patented throat workout without sucking every willing (and some unwilling) penis in the gym.

Anyone unwilling gets neutralized. Pat holds them down and sucks their cock, that's what he means when he says he'll neutralize you.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

This fat fuck pretending he actually works out is one of the most hilarious things about him. He claims to go to the gym multiple times a week for over a decade but he's fatter than ever before.

 

[guest]

Yeah he can't get Tommy Tomlinson's patented throat workout without sucking every willing (and some unwilling) penis in the gym.

Anyone unwilling gets neutralized. Pat holds them down and sucks their cock, that's what he means when he says he'll neutralize you.

I will neutralise you to completion, child.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

This fat fuck pretending he actually works out is one of the most hilarious things about him. He claims to go to the gym multiple times a week for over a decade but he's fatter than ever before.

 

[MonsterSteve]

This fat fuck pretending he actually works out is one of the most hilarious things about him. He claims to go to the gym multiple times a week for over a decade but he's fatter than ever before.

Fat men DO go to the gym and you can see lots of muscle underneath their fat. Rick has ZERO muscle underneath his fat.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Fat men DO go to the gym and you can see lots of muscle underneath their fat. Rick has ZERO muscle underneath his fat.

You don’t think that this guy has muscle?

On the left. Not the guy on the right.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Who actually reads that and clicks on the heart icon

Bots

 

[RobertMewler]

This fat fuck pretending he actually works out is one of the most hilarious things about him. He claims to go to the gym multiple times a week for over a decade but he's fatter than ever before.

He isn't fat. Die mad about it.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Pat, it's not working.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

This is the kind of determination and etiquette towards physical fitness brought Pat's GPA up to 1.7

 

[guest]

He's in the gym everyday. Sets him up to sue Planet Fitness for still being fatness.

 

[eggfella]

Iceland, child. Ever heard of it? It’s very cold.

 

[EraGodless]

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