Reminder: Tommy Tomlinson is to blame for making Pat who and what he is today

[MonsterSteve]

No, Pat. Your dad was caught 'riding' Bryan the Bronco at the local gay club.

 

[DominusOdium]

That was me: https://archive.ph/hFj2G

For the lazy:

Mewler is a buckle bunny, who knew?

Thanks for the refresher. That was a lovely takedown of this particular pile of horseshit. Any time somebody with even a modicum of knowledge in his areas of deception speaks up, he's exposed pretty quickly.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I bet Pat's dad abandoned his family and that's all horseshit from his mom. "Daddy can't come for Christmas because he's a cowboy"

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Wait, his mom worked with special needs kids? Is he talking about himself?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Wait, his mom worked with special needs kids? Is he talking about himself?

She clearly didn't work very hard with him

 

[guest]

I wouldn't be surprised if every single one of those careers he supposedly did was completely made up by his autistic son. He probably had some horrendously boring job in reality, like insurance salesman.

Rick has mentioned him being a truck driver and/or electrician. That's probably true. He either made the rest of the shit up or half those things were hobbies. Like I know a guy who builds/races riding lawnmowers and does demolition derbies. He does these things a couple times a year. They are not his occupation nor would he ever admit they were. His dad probably did a couple of snowmobile races or something.

It's all Tomlinson Technicalities. He "shot competitively" and then at one point admitted it was only ever air rifle. So his dad probably taught kids gun safety with air rifles, maybe helped with the air rifle competition team. Rick turns that into "NRA training counselor" or "Firearms instructor". It would be like me oinking in a baseball thread about being the son of a baseball coach because my dad was an assistant when I played Little League.

I guess what I'm trying to say is he's fat and his version of the truth stretches much like his waistline.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

he's a fucking payaso de rodeo i swear to god i will sit here and let pat go through another 7 years of learning spanish to get on my level so i can fucking tell him this.

Tu lengua en mi culo.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

You would think a pro author would find a better way to word that

 

[stealthygeek]

Reminder: Patrick Sean Tomlinson's parents will die without ever having a relationship with their only grandchild. Have they ever even met her?

They secretly hate you for this, Patrick. "My family knows they can't tell me what to do [chuckles]." Correct, Patrick... they 100% know you fucked this up for everyone for just being you.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Papa Tommy Blowjobs wasn't merely an electrician, childs. Tommy Clown Blowjobs was an electrician that climbed windmills to install gloryholes, childs.

Also Papa Tommy Clown Blowjobs was a broke nigger roofer, forced to use his faggot retard son Patrick S Tomlinson to roof the Tomlinson Blowjob Hovel and discuss planes flying 'in the mud' like fetal alcohol syndrome retarded faggots.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

The spanish word of the day is payaso.
As in no seas tan payaso, puerco.

pie-aso