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Reminder: Tommy Tomlinson is to blame for making Pat who and what he is today

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Does anybody have the list of "careers" that Tommy "suck your cock?" Tomlinson had according to Patrick? It was so ludicrous. Basically the adult version of 'my dad works for Nintendo' but way more emabrrassing.

Pretty sure professional skiier was among them.
 

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Does anybody have the list of "careers" that Tommy "suck your cock?" Tomlinson had according to Patrick? It was so ludicrous. Basically the adult version of 'my dad works for Nintendo' but way more emabrrassing.

Pretty sure professional skiier was among them.
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bonus: his father allegedly was an NRA instructor, and here is Pat calling the NRA a terrorist organization. Technicality Pat will claim it was after his father left the NRA
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Does anybody have the list of "careers" that Tommy "suck your cock?" Tomlinson had according to Patrick? It was so ludicrous. Basically the adult version of 'my dad works for Nintendo' but way more emabrrassing.

Pretty sure professional skiier was among them.

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Electrician

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Bull/Bronco rider in the PBR for 6 seasons
snowmobile racer
ski jumper
master electrician

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Roder rider
ski jumper
snowmobile racer
trucker
electrician
firearms instructor

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Cowboy
Trucker
Electrician

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Bull/Bronco rider in the PBR for 6 seasons
snowmobile racer
ski jumper
master electrician

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Roder rider
ski jumper
snowmobile racer
trucker
electrician
firearms instructor

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I wonder if he made all this shit up or he really believes it and it’s just bullshit his mom made up to hide the real truth from him, like Marge Simpson

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At least you can confirm Mama Raven was fucking up the minds of Wisconsins youth with the expertise she gained experimenting on Fatboy.


Tommy the Rodeo Clown there's none.

A reminder that PBR was founded in 1992. Which I believe would've made Patrick's dad in his 50s when he was supposedly bullriding there. Uh huh.
 

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Someone has before, like serious extensive research and found nothing. Can’t remember who it was that looked it up
There was a post on the old sub (RIP) from somebody who was a huge bullriding fan and in the sport in some way and broke down how it was total bullshit and there was nary a record to be found. Not sure who or where that went. Was wondering if anybody found anything since then, seems not
 

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There was a post on the old sub (RIP) from somebody who was a huge bullriding fan and in the sport in some way and broke down how it was total bullshit and there was nary a record to be found. Not sure who or where that went. Was wondering if anybody found anything since then, seems not
Someone has before, like serious extensive research and found nothing. Can’t remember who it was that looked it up
That was me: https://archive.ph/hFj2G

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Snowmobile racer. Ski jumper

Those aren't paying careers unless you're at the very top. Sounds like Papa Clown spent most of his life chasing childish fantasies, much like his son.

I wouldn't be surprised if every single one of those careers he supposedly did was completely made up by his autistic son. He probably had some horrendously boring job in reality, like insurance salesman.
 
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