• Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it.

    Do not post IRL pranks here without including the source

Reminder to any brother men with investments.

Toast

Some people can’t afford to hold 2 odd years through a financial crash. When the markets peaked in 2021 it wasn’t until 2024 that they got back up. If you invested at any point since January 2024 you’re now losing money.
Buying and holding long term is how most people make money on the market. Look up compound interest. Gravy trains don't start rolling till after 20 years. People who need money in the short term; less than 3 years, put that in easily accessible stuff like money markets, HYSE, CD's and Bonds. Also, in order the qualify for long term capital gains as opposed to the short term, you need to hold something for at least 1 year.

Most people are really stupid with their money. See Caleb Hammer on YouTube for examples. Invest all you can now bud. Biggest regret of mine is not investing until I was 35.
 
G

Guest

Guest
Buying and holding long term is how most people make money on the market. Look up compound interest. Gravy trains don't start rolling till after 20 years. People who need money in the short term; less than 3 years, put that in easily accessible stuff like money markets, HYSE, CD's and Bonds. Also, in order the qualify for long term capital gains as opposed to the short term, you need to hold something for at least 1 year.

Most people are really stupid with their money. See Caleb Hammer on YouTube for examples. Invest all you can now bud. Biggest regret of mine is not investing until I was 35.

It’s never too late to start doing the sensible thing.

That’s an attitude that’s common place now and I’ve never understood it. “I didn’t get in shape when I was young” “I wasn’t smart with money when I was young” “I didn’t learn a skill when I was young” so therefor I should never do any of these things ever.
 
The Joe follower has nothing to contribute, so it relies on 5 year old jokes. Yes that's right tard, they did make a pact to support each other financially.

View attachment 255106


I’m down 9% this year but why would I care? I have decades left to retire. What would make someone panic sell during a sell off?
15% in 6 years is actually pretty bad, but you should be OK with your income. The money supply doubles about every 10 years, so the goal should be to at least get a 2x every decade to stay ahead of inflation.
Buying and holding long term is how most people make money on the market. Look up compound interest. Gravy trains don't start rolling till after 20 years. People who need money in the short term; less than 3 years, put that in easily accessible stuff like money markets, HYSE, CD's and Bonds. Also, in order the qualify for long term capital gains as opposed to the short term, you need to hold something for at least 1 year.

Most people are really stupid with their money. See Caleb Hammer on YouTube for examples. Invest all you can now bud. Biggest regret of mine is not investing until I was 35.
Everyone's a genius in a bull market. I bet you wouldn't think you were so smart if it was 2009 and you started buying stocks in 2005. It took the Nasdaq 16 years to recover after the dot com bust. Tech isn't always a sure thing. In fact the US is losing market share to Chinese tech.



https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gn2gAw2WMAALFcu?format=jpg&name=medium


From 2000-2011, gold was the place to be. Silver did a 10x. From 2010-2020, stocks were the place to be. Since 2020, everything has been doing well, but the momentum is shifting back to a 2000s type situation.

Crypto at this point is just another tech stock...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gn4rolpXoAAmgM5?format=jpg&name=medium


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gn3_abRXMAAhqPM?format=jpg&name=medium

Short-term outlook:
"Stocks should be setting up for another convincing bounce today or tomorrow, but again I think you should view any rally with a grain of salt. The daily cycle is still too short and the 4 year cycle uptrend line needs to be broken before we get a true bottom."

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gn7phSCbIAAEnTm?format=png&name=medium
 

Leonard Rhomberg

Who are you gonna replace me with?
The Joe follower has nothing to contribute, so it relies on 5 year old jokes. Yes that's right tard, they did make a pact to support each other financially.


15% in 6 years is actually pretty bad, but you should be OK with your income. The money supply doubles about every 10 years, so the goal should be to at least get a 2x every decade to stay ahead of inflation.

Everyone's a genius in a bull market. I bet you wouldn't think you were so smart if it was 2009 and you started buying stocks in 2005. It took the Nasdaq 16 years to recover after the dot com bust. Tech isn't always a sure thing. In fact the US is losing market share to Chinese tech.



https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gn2gAw2WMAALFcu?format=jpg&name=medium


From 2000-2011, gold was the place to be. Silver did a 10x. From 2010-2020, stocks were the place to be. Since 2020, everything has been doing well, but the momentum is shifting back to a 2000s type situation.

Crypto at this point is just another tech stock...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gn4rolpXoAAmgM5?format=jpg&name=medium


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gn3_abRXMAAhqPM?format=jpg&name=medium

Short-term outlook:
"Stocks should be setting up for another convincing bounce today or tomorrow, but again I think you should view any rally with a grain of salt. The daily cycle is still too short and the 4 year cycle uptrend line needs to be broken before we get a true bottom."

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gn7phSCbIAAEnTm?format=png&name=medium
Should I buy Apple?
 

Mitch Weaver

Wave bye bye, staIker
The Joe follower has nothing to contribute, so it relies on 5 year old jokes. Yes that's right tard, they did make a pact to support each other financially.


15% in 6 years is actually pretty bad, but you should be OK with your income. The money supply doubles about every 10 years, so the goal should be to at least get a 2x every decade to stay ahead of inflation.

Everyone's a genius in a bull market. I bet you wouldn't think you were so smart if it was 2009 and you started buying stocks in 2005. It took the Nasdaq 16 years to recover after the dot com bust. Tech isn't always a sure thing. In fact the US is losing market share to Chinese tech.



https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gn2gAw2WMAALFcu?format=jpg&name=medium


From 2000-2011, gold was the place to be. Silver did a 10x. From 2010-2020, stocks were the place to be. Since 2020, everything has been doing well, but the momentum is shifting back to a 2000s type situation.

Crypto at this point is just another tech stock...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gn4rolpXoAAmgM5?format=jpg&name=medium


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gn3_abRXMAAhqPM?format=jpg&name=medium

Short-term outlook:
"Stocks should be setting up for another convincing bounce today or tomorrow, but again I think you should view any rally with a grain of salt. The daily cycle is still too short and the 4 year cycle uptrend line needs to be broken before we get a true bottom."

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gn7phSCbIAAEnTm?format=png&name=medium
Shut up, bitch.
 

Pussymagnetpat

Gigachad irl
Incorrect. I’m not a virgin

You’re self admittedly 5’6 120lbs,
Nobody believes a zoomer chick let you park your dick in her cunt,
You literally are at the bottom of the hypergamy scale and obviously didn’t have anything resembling a social circle in highschool, pussy was unattainable.
You spent weekends listening to opie and fucking anthony. In 2020. As a teen.
This is like lyin’ intern robs pool party part deux.
Just admit you bottomed for an erock looking nigga on grindr when your parents were away 🙄🫢
 

Pussymagnetpat

Gigachad irl
People may expect lows and highs but they don’t expect a -15% decline in 3 days with no sign of reversal.

Reminder, @Suetonius made this post at the absolute bottom.

IMG_6680.jpeg

🫢🤣

Sue is a 20 yr old gay virgin in West Palm Beach. No, he doesn’t have skin in the game lol

He’s just young, dumb, and full of other people’s cum.
So so so youre telling me a twink and his mom’s money were parted?

IMG_6681.jpeg
 
Last edited:

Jen_Tomlinson

Everyone’s alt
The Joe follower has nothing to contribute, so it relies on 5 year old jokes. Yes that's right tard, they did make a pact to support each other financially.


15% in 6 years is actually pretty bad, but you should be OK with your income. The money supply doubles about every 10 years, so the goal should be to at least get a 2x every decade to stay ahead of inflation.

Everyone's a genius in a bull market. I bet you wouldn't think you were so smart if it was 2009 and you started buying stocks in 2005. It took the Nasdaq 16 years to recover after the dot com bust. Tech isn't always a sure thing. In fact the US is losing market share to Chinese tech.



https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gn2gAw2WMAALFcu?format=jpg&name=medium


From 2000-2011, gold was the place to be. Silver did a 10x. From 2010-2020, stocks were the place to be. Since 2020, everything has been doing well, but the momentum is shifting back to a 2000s type situation.

Crypto at this point is just another tech stock...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gn4rolpXoAAmgM5?format=jpg&name=medium


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gn3_abRXMAAhqPM?format=jpg&name=medium

Short-term outlook:
"Stocks should be setting up for another convincing bounce today or tomorrow, but again I think you should view any rally with a grain of salt. The daily cycle is still too short and the 4 year cycle uptrend line needs to be broken before we get a true bottom."

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gn7phSCbIAAEnTm?format=png&name=medium
Go to mass
 
We're working on it. We're down 6% in the markets, GDP is shrinking (looks to be even worse so far in Q2) and inflation is up. All of this is actually good, though, sweetie.

Oh goodness, not the GDP! More Indians! Higher GDP!

GDP is a worthless measurement of the economy, as welfare spending adds to it.
 
Oh goodness, not the GDP! More Indians! Higher GDP!

GDP is a worthless measurement of the economy, as welfare spending adds to it.
State funded social spending is not directly included in GDP (services are so you could include Medicare and Medicaid, which are definitely 'welfare'). The goods or services purchased with welfare are included.

GDP is just one indicator and has its flaws but probably not the flaws you're thinking of. GDP numbers for Q2 have actually been revised upward, which is great but we're only halfway through May.

GDP slowing is definitely not the sign of a healthy economy, especially when you combine that with inflation (those numbers just came out and were flat, we'll wait on what revisions say).
 
Top