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Hey faggot, American Graffiti came out in 1973. What were your parents doing having sex in a 41 year old jalopy?
(It’s seriously one of the hardest loffs ive ever gotten from Pat)
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Reminder: This is the car Rick proudly proclaimed his parents fucked in, thinking it would be really cool.
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Hey faggot, American Graffiti came out in 1973. What were your parents doing having sex in a 41 year old jalopy?
(It’s seriously one of the hardest loffs ive ever gotten from Pat)
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This would be like if someone bragged about getting fucked at a drive in for the Barbie movie and this was the car they were bragging about:
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Also usually if someone ends a sentence with “…and i’m here to help you maintain your car” the preface is your work history or experience with cars. Not a story of how your mother got a load pumped in her in a car.
“My father sold used cars and my mother acted as a gloryhole for the mechanics. I was orphaned when they got hit by a truck as they were changing a tire on the side of the highway…and i’m here to teach you how to maintain your car.”
“My father sold used cars and my mother acted as a gloryhole for the mechanics. I was orphaned when they got hit by a truck as they were changing a tire on the side of the highway…and i’m here to teach you how to maintain your car.”
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Why did his fake backstory have to include where his parents banged? What other character’s origin includes that?
I have zero clue where rocky balboa, Indiana Jones, or Luke skywalker were conceived and it should stay that way
I have zero clue where rocky balboa, Indiana Jones, or Luke skywalker were conceived and it should stay that way
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Torque wheeler also fraternises with pedophiles including his “closest friend” Jackson Jones who he considers another brother. He made dozens of videos with jailed pedophile Jackson Jones.
Torque Wheeler has an inner circle of pedophiles such as Paul Weimer, Dominic Franchetti, Eric Hildeman, Jackie Singh and Shane Nokes.
Torque wheeler is a total menace to society and not in a rebel without a cause biker way, in a way that diddles kids and wants to murder babies.
Torque Wheeler has an inner circle of pedophiles such as Paul Weimer, Dominic Franchetti, Eric Hildeman, Jackie Singh and Shane Nokes.
Torque wheeler is a total menace to society and not in a rebel without a cause biker way, in a way that diddles kids and wants to murder babies.
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@Prison Enjoyer Zarbon hasn’t been threatened with copy pasta on a while bud
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He saw in some goyslop movie; maybe Dick Tracy or The Shadow.
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How many people even know where they were conceived? I wouldn't want to know where my parents got drunk and fucked. It'd be weird for your parents to talk about that with you.
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Dude. "Torque Wheeler"? Is he 10? This is like brendan shaub pretending to be a gear head. Just as embarassing. This dude needs meds. Just started watching the documentarys on this clown.
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All I can picture is a fat Midwestern rube taking loads in the backseat
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You might like cars, HB but he was born into them, he's unlike you, he's car aficionado plus 1
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Common scene from Pat's childhood.
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Kids aren’t built like they used to be. They’re built far, far sexier. Which means fucking them is more important than ever.
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People who are big into cars are faggots. On par with musical theatre nerds to me
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Theyre all just like Pat. They’ve never worked on a car a day in their life. They’re either old car faggots who never drive them and keep them polished to showmans condition, or they’re mustang / tesla loving retards who treat a car like a status symbol, or they’re broccoli headed faggots who put spoilers and rims on and think they’re in Need for Speed. They could actually give a fuck about the makings of the car.
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I like your username.
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It’s because cars are literally in his DNA, man…
A more apropos origin story would be that he foolishly liked to work on his car with the garage door closed and that’s why he’s fucking retarded.
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Rule number 1 of cold climate car storage: have a fucking garage
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He has to make sexual comments about every woman in his life.