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DMAN

SUFFERING FROM DMANIA, PRONE TO DMANIC EPISODES
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"The little cunt won't even look at me."

AS IN...

"I just trashed his family's restaurant on twitter with the intent of provoking him into reacting, and he isn't reacting."

What does that tell you? Anthony the black female was trying to push Opie into quitting by making his job miserable. Nana only wanted to share the airwaves with his second fiddle Norton who he was USING. Nana cozied up to Norton in order to pull rank with a 2/3 Vote on every show decision.

Nana & Norton turned the show into their own flirting session with gay pedophile jokes and made us all listen to it. They enjoyed talking to each other in that old lady Helen voice far too much and for far too long.

Meanwhile... "The little cunt won't even look at me." And yet, the second that text hit his phone, Opie was staring directly in that idiot's heinously scarred face. WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU? Opie was the A personality, Cumia was the submissive cuckold hole who would tapdance doing voices and impressions on Opie's command and for his pleasure.

Anthony was Opie's laugh track for about 5 years. All the while, Opie was being the bigger man and holding things together, putting up with psychopath-sociopath behavior -- Turning the other cheek, as Jesus Christ himself would. In many ways, Opie Hughes has become a martyr, he is in the acceptance phase of the bullying from the fanbase. Anthony is still struggling to admit he has a problem... A comedy problem. HALF A SHOW
 

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
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Beyond all of the excellent points you just made, it’s also important to point out this womanly behavior. Apparently EVERYONE was too big of a bitch to tell off Opie. Or to even try and raise a reasonable concern. Opie was forced to handle all of the important shit with the show, as a result of this. Did he make mistakes? Yes. Bitching about the bosses was shit radio by 2007-2008. He did it until Anthony got fired. Was he like a 16 year old girl talking shit behind people’s back and gossiping? No. He will never be 1/100th of the faggot Anthony is. He’s also not a queen like her either.
 

CorradoSoprano4

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Beyond all of the excellent points you just made, it’s also important to point out this womanly behavior. Apparently EVERYONE was too big of a bitch to tell off Opie. Or to even try and raise a reasonable concern. Opie was forced to handle all of the important shit with the show, as a result of this. Did he make mistakes? Yes. Bitching about the bosses was shit radio by 2007-2008. He did it until Anthony got fired. Was he like a 16 year old girl talking shit behind people’s back and gossiping? No. He will never be 1/100th of the faggot Anthony is. He’s also not a queen like her either.
Even though I agree with everything you said I still hate Opie a lot. Opie doesn't have one redeeming quality on the show. He is not funny, he steamrolls over everything, would take inane phone calls to put a halt to anything that is going on, burps into the mic, would overuse soundboard effects. He added completely nothing to the show and anyone who claims otherwise is a fucking retard.

And don't take this as a "fuck Opie/pro Anthony/Jim" rant because I hate them all.
 

Gay Faggot.

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Even though I agree with everything you said I still hate Opie a lot. Opie doesn't have one redeeming quality on the show. He is not funny, he steamrolls over everything, would take inane phone calls to put a halt to anything that is going on, burps into the mic, would overuse soundboard effects. He added completely nothing to the show and anyone who claims otherwise is a fucking retard.

And don't take this as a "fuck Opie/pro Anthony/Jim" rant because I hate them all.
I’ll defend a couple of those things. I won’t defend all of them because many are gay. Sometimes the caller shit was good, and a good way to move the discussion on. Look at the opposite. Anthony doesn’t take any phone calls (rarely did, not even sure if he gets any now), and the few times he does, it’s usually just faggot ballwashers. The soundboards were also occasionally funny as well. He should have just kept his mouth shut and figured out when to swap the subjects. He was uncomfortable being the straight man because he had faggots talking shit behind his back and acting like he was worthless.
 

Mick_Mickerson

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"The little cunt won't even look at me."

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"I just trashed his family's restaurant on twitter with the intent of provoking him into reacting, and he isn't reacting."
The disrespect to a family business does get overlooked. Pretty low and would really infuriate you.

In contrast, didn't The Opester literally let Brotha Joe :image_9247:occasionally plug gigs? At the very least gave him airtime and had him in the studio. I'm sure he had thoughts about Joe he kept to himself like a gentleman. The disrespect shown to Opie's flesh & blood--his father's son!--was inexcusable. So much for #LaFamiglia
 

Gay Faggot.

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The disrespect to a family business does get overlooked. Pretty low and would really infuriate you.

In contrast, didn't The Opester literally let Brotha Joe :image_9247:occasionally plug gigs? At the very least gave him airtime and had him in the studio. I'm sure he had thoughts about Joe he kept to himself like a gentleman. The disrespect shown to Opie's flesh & blood--his father's son!--was inexcusable. So much for #LaFamiglia
He would but, it was usually to bring up something about Anthony. “Oh Dara” or when Anthony was talking about Joe stealing from his employer. He would occasionally let him on to plug his shit though. As far as family “plugs” go, they were probably pretty even. The difference being Opie never treated Joe like shit, and made a fucking scene about it. Pretty sure Joe was on Ron and Fez more than OnA.
 

LingerLonger

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Even though I agree with everything you said I still hate Opie a lot. Opie doesn't have one redeeming quality on the show.
He ran the show. Came up with the format. Moved the show along when things were dragging. Created tons of contests and bits that are still funny today like Homeless Shopping Spree, Jocktober, the various song parody contests. Was willing to be confrontational with guests, management, and other hosts on the show. Prevented the show from being fired a bunch of times. Refused to back down almost ever including refusing to say on air that the mayor was not dead. He would disrespect guest and celebrities including hanging the phone up on them which no other show would do or has done since. He would take part in the stunts like baby diaper mustache or cake stomping not caring what management would say.

Took callers that he knew would bomb or might bomb rather than screen calls and record them like all other shows. Would bomb himself and move on whereas Norton and Anthony would fake laugh over each other's bombs like queers. Would not shield anyone including himself from negative callers which lead to some huge arguments. Brought in endless tapes of him that were humiliating like WAAF, Real Rock TV, Spuds Buckley, that literally no one else would have done in this age of image washing faggotry.
He is not funny, he steamrolls over everything, would take inane phone calls to put a halt to anything that is going on, burps into the mic, would overuse soundboard effects. He added completely nothing to the show and anyone who claims otherwise is a fucking retard.
Some of the funniest moments on the show come from Opie. If you listened since 2004 you would know. Anthony and Norton clogged up the show where their garbage far more than Opie. There was a period of a year where Norton booked a porn whore or penthouse pet practically every week in some bizarre attempt to appear straight. Anthony with his weird hatred of 9/11 conspiracies or the Trayvon months probably took up 100x as much time as anything that Opie did like eating on air. Opie would mention his quest for a viral video every once in a while. Norton was foaming at the mouth of plugs, gigs, his book, Lucky Louie, like he was going to be the next Oscar winner.
 
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Took callers that he knew would bomb or might bomb rather than screen calls and record them like all other shows.
In addition to this, I think it's also worth stating the obvious that O&A were a radio show. People like to bitch about Opie going to calls, but if you remove any reminder that you are listening to a live radio program, then you're just listening to a podcast, and you might as well listen to YKWD.

Opie was the reminder that you're listening to something that doesn't have the right to be as good as it is. They NEEDED the hacky radio guy. It was like bizzaro radio. I think the YT fans just don't have the experience of listening to radio as a medium to appreciate something actually doing it well and making you lawf your fawkin' balls off at the job site. Even if most of the callers were utter shit, it wouldn't have been the show it was without the callers and the Opester.
 

LingerLonger

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Even if most of the callers were utter shit, it wouldn't have been the show it was without the callers and the Opester.
Some of the call segments were amazing:

- "Bobby you big fat pig!"
- The entire Vos Shining callers
- Ramone!!!
- Hanging up on Kristin Bell
- Father who called in and said his on died in Iraq
- Callers who called in during the "misheard song lyrics" segment
- The pests calling in and harassing various shows
- The pests calling in play by play during Homeless Shopping Sprees
- Callers doing stuff like baiting someone into speaking and hanging up
- "The father is a water buffaler".
- Getting callers to repeat something "WE HEARD YOU!"
- Eddie the Murderer segment
- That racist Jackie woman caller or whoever she was
- The caller that called in and got Chris Kyle to lie about Jesse Ventura
- Opie putting a caller on air (during O&J) that ripped on Florentine for his wife banging a cop
 

GOD DAMN RICH CUNT

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yeah but he'd always start banging out callers when they would be the most disruptive. If he took them during the downtime, sure fine whatever, but he used them as a fucking brake handle.

I liked when the pests fucked with scott ferrell's show though.
 

Punished Dan Mullen

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Anth still hasn't figure out Jim stole his job that's pretty funny

Even though I agree with everything you said I still hate Opie a lot. Opie doesn't have one redeeming quality on the show. He is not funny, he steamrolls over everything, would take inane phone calls to put a halt to anything that is going on, burps into the mic, would overuse soundboard effects. He added completely nothing to the show and anyone who claims otherwise is a fucking retard.

And don't take this as a "fuck Opie/pro Anthony/Jim" rant because I hate them all.
Opie stopped the all the wwe MMA retards and porn whore that's worth something, also without callers and bits it's just like what we have today, lazy podcasts. how many times can we make the same me dick smoll and me gay jokes or the discussion of the craft of comedy
 

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Even though I agree with everything you said I still hate Opie a lot. Opie doesn't have one redeeming quality on the show. He is not funny, he steamrolls over everything, would take inane phone calls to put a halt to anything that is going on, burps into the mic, would overuse soundboard effects. He added completely nothing to the show and anyone who claims otherwise is a fucking retard.

And don't take this as a "fuck Opie/pro Anthony/Jim" rant because I hate them all.

Some of that steamrolling was necessary to transition to another topic or a guest. Even the best comedians on the show needed structure, because you don't know how bad it would've gotten if it was just Patrice's stream of consciousness for 10 minutes. Opie was also the final say on guests who took the hit as the bad guy because he knew what was best for the show. Perusing CP Media's guest list this week, or even Jim & Sam's (which has the media platform and can claim to be the brand's successor) shows that Opie's filtration was necessary.

Jimmy didn't have what it takes to tell a comic they weren't right for the show and Anthony was too hung over. Opie's failing was always his lack of humility and his unwillingness to tell the staff and his co-hosts what was going on.
 
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