Reminder: Reddit Rascals have ruined wordle for pat every day now for weeks but he still pretends to be solving the puzzles.

[guest]

You can immediately tell he read it just because he said he didn't read it. He is legitimately retarded.

I love people who do the whole I didn't read that bullshit.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

This is a great bit, @Jim-sucks-shit. It really documents his insanity.

Got him this time. We've all said it, but I'm still dumbfounded that he's this stubbornly stupid after three years.

Edit: I'm SO sorry, Patrick. Also, what is he talking about? One liners? Blackmail? Stats?

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Didn't Rick claim he didn't care about spoilers?

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Cry some more on Twitter, Rick.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Does he not know what blackmail means?

 

[Clint Ruin]

The fact that he made three tweets in a row about this means even he knows this shit is funny

 

[guest]

Nice hairy armpits, stupid.

"My name is Anja and I'm a girl"

PRESS X TO DOUBT.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Tortfeasor]

This is a great bit, @Jim-sucks-shit. It really documents his insanity.

Got him this time. We've all said it, but I'm still dumbfounded that he's this stubbornly stupid after three years.

Edit: I'm SO sorry, Patrick. Also, what is he talking about? One liners? Blackmail? Stats?

He appears to be asking to be fucked with more and harder

 

[FurBurger]

Does he not know what blackmail means?

No.

Or defamation, or stalking, or martial arts, or fitness, or....

 

[guest]

No.

Or defamation, or stalking, or martial arts, or fitness, or....

Fatherhood, or empathy, or not being a smug condescending cocksucker, or....

 

[DominusOdium]

Look, buddy. If you have to tell me...

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Nice hairy armpits, stupid.

"My name is Anja and I'm a girl"

PRESS X TO DOUBT.

 

[guest]

Look, buddy. If you have to tell me...

It sucks that it would be a hate crime, because I would love to kick a tranny in the dick as hard as I could with my cowboy boot.

And while it was writhing in pain on the ground I would say "if you were really a girl, that wouldn't have hurt so much"

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

He might be doing them at midnight when they're released, I know a guy who posts this shit in the middle of the night to show off or whatever.

So text him the answer at 12:01. You'll solve the puzzle before he can think of a 5 letter word

That's what I've been doing. I mean that's what the reddit rascal is doing.

This particular reddit rascal lives on the west coast. Wordle resets at 9PM his time. He texted pat today's answer 2 minutes later at 11:02pm Pat's time.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

This is a great bit, @Jim-sucks-shit. It really documents his insanity.

Got him this time. We've all said it, but I'm still dumbfounded that he's this stubbornly stupid after three years.

Edit: I'm SO sorry, Patrick. Also, what is he talking about? One liners? Blackmail? Stats?

Now that this has all been made public fatso finally acknowledges it and pretends not to care. What a pathetic and bizarrely insane fatso.

 

[guest]

Classic Pat.

Operation: don’t let the atalkers know they’ve ruined wordle for you.

Ok, they sent you the answers for the next 3 days. First state you didn’t read the text, even though you’ve NEVER stated that before. That definitely doesn’t mean you read it, realized it ruins something for you, and are going out of your way to try to pretend you didn’t read it. They’ll definitely be fooled. Another slam dunk for Patso.

Ok, they did it again, and this time you had to respond because you can’t let the stlakers win. Now what? Ah, just pretend it actually helps you by boosting your stats. Because you couldn’t have simply googled the words yourself if you wanted to do that. And it’s not like you’ve been going out of your way to pretend to be doing the words legitimately for the past week even though each day they’ve ruined it for you. No, now you like it.

He really is a water head.

 

[HotDogJoe]

My name is Anja

Is it?

And I’m a girl

Are ya?

 

[FurBurger]

"Thanks for boosting my stats"

Said Fatrick, admitting that he cheats at Wordle just like he cheats at (half) marathons.