Reminder: Reddit Rascals have ruined wordle for pat every day now for weeks but he still pretends to be solving the puzzles.

[Jim-sucks-shit]

A look into the mind of a psychotic pig. Again, this happens daily from multiple redditors but these are just a few fun ones.

He actually pretended to really struggle with this one.

Really?

Shoulda had it in one you fat fraud.


This particular reddit rascal lives on the west coast. Wordle resets at 9PM his time. He texted pat today's answer 2 minutes later at 11:02pm Pat's time.

And yet the pig again pretends to struggle.

A truly, certifiably insane fat person.

 

[captain_kamala]

haha what a fat loser

 

[guest]

Seek professional help, fat tits

 

[Hudson]

Love this bit!

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

haha what a fat loser

Cripplingly stupid, too.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

This really is insane

 

[Random username]

This really is insane

And hilarious.

 

[Stent]

It shouldn't be possible for one person to be this pathetic. Even Joe would just write an essay on Facebook about trolls ruining wordle to keep Trump out of office then drop it.

 

[BudDickman]

He probably thinks he's sticking it to you by doing the puzzle anyway. Like you're seeing his tweet and seething, as opposed to just laughing about what an attention-seeking manchild he is.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

LOL Pat is intentionally throwing bad answers into the game to make it look like he is naturally playing. He is such a phony.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

He might be doing them at midnight when they're released, I know a guy who posts this shit in the middle of the night to show off or whatever.

So text him the answer at 12:01. You'll solve the puzzle before he can think of a 5 letter word

 

[Meownaw]

Theres a database of all the upcoming words out there so no need to wait until midnight anymore.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He might be doing them at midnight when they're released, I know a guy who posts this shit in the middle of the night to show off or whatever.

So text him the answer at 12:01. You'll solve the puzzle before he can think of a 5 letter word

If he tries to solve it at 12am he is so drunk it takes him at least 3 tries anyways.

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

Today's wordle is so perfect for Pat if I was 10% more retarded I'd point to it as evidence that we live in a simulation.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Guys, have you considered the possibility that it takes Patso five tries to get the word even when he’s been told it? He’s a literal pants-shitting retard who couldn’t hack a shift at Target or a semester at Waukesha County Technical College. Unless the word is “CHILD”, the fat piece of shit is gonna struggle whether he knows the word or he doesn’t.

He’s also a fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[FurBurger]

Theres a database of all the upcoming words out there so no need to wait until midnight anymore.

How angry is he going to be if you text him about three day's answers in a row?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

How angry is he going to be if you text him about three day's answers in a row?

He will move on to whatever else lame trend the cat ladies and weirdos he gravitates to start playing. He picked this stupid game up after he went to DC and all the girls were playing it.

 

[garbageman2244]

How angry is he going to be if you text him about three day's answers in a row?

Fawkin great idea.

Edit: Pat's got a foolproof explanation - he doesn't *read* the texts.

 

[garbageman2244]

This is a great bit, @Jim-sucks-shit. It really documents his insanity.

Got him this time. We've all said it, but I'm still dumbfounded that he's this stubbornly stupid after three years.

Edit: I'm SO sorry, Patrick. Also, what is he talking about? One liners? Blackmail? Stats?

 

[Stent]

You can immediately tell he read it just because he said he didn't read it. He is legitimately retarded.