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Pat is also a super-spreader.He’s delusional as fuck.
I’m taller and weigh less but have a LOT more muscle than Fatso. He would try to use his fat advantage but he’s so slow and clumsy I could easily fake him and make him end up on his ass or back. From there, I could ground and pound him until his bloated face looked like a tomato that fell off a building. Even more than it does now. In Minecraft.
The idea of touching him creeps me out though. I bet he’s always clammy and sticky from the fat and uncleanliness
I've said this 10's of thousands of times.He’s delusional as fuck.
I’m taller and weigh less but have a LOT more muscle than Fatso. He would try to use his fat advantage but he’s so slow and clumsy I could easily fake him and make him end up on his ass or back. From there, I could ground and pound him until his bloated face looked like a tomato that fell off a building. Even more than it does now. In Minecraft.
The idea of touching him creeps me out though. I bet he’s always clammy and sticky from the fat and uncleanliness
Go on a quest of redemption to find and fight Pat. It’s a part of the 12 step program.I've offered to fight him 3 times now, to no avail. I am by no means a "tough guy" like Big Pat, however i did used to train in Muay Thai for a little under 9 years, and fought a few amateur fights in England & Wales, i have not trained since 2013 and have lived the life of a drug addict and slob ever since.
Having said that, i'd bet hefty cash that i would still kick his head completely off his body within 20 seconds.
Go on a quest of redemption to find and fight Pat. It’s a part of the 12 step program.
The square circle is a slice of pepperoni on a Triscuit.trained fighter
His idea of a triangle is a Dorito.
“I’m 6 foot tall, 225 pounds, and an experienced and trained fighter.. so, if I ever do any see of 'em in person, it will turn out very quickly and very poorly for all of them - and they all know it!” - Dipshit Von Hovelson
Chad on the left is Blappy. He's the one that told pat to shut his fat mouth at wonderfest. He's also legally allowed to see his daughter and still bottoms out on his still attractive wife after 20 years.I think about this picture before I work out every day:
Whenever I get tired or don't want to do any more pushups (I'm a calisthenic nigga), I think about those little b-cup titties and potbelly and go into beast mode.
he was skinny fat 10 years ago, now hes just fat fatI think about this picture before I work out every day:
Whenever I get tired or don't want to do any more pushups (I'm a calisthenic nigga), I think about those little b-cup titties and potbelly and go into beast mode.
Still a faggotChad on the left is Blappy. He's the one that told pat to shut his fat mouth at wonderfest. He's also legally allowed to see his daughter and still bottoms out on his still attractive wife after 20 years.
This is who pat tried passively aggressively attacking by calling him 4 foot 10. He's right next to you, you deranged fat person.
Nothing like talking shit about cops and judges all the time and while also daily stating "I fight trolls by running to cops and judges"It’s funny how he’s trying to pretend he’s some big tough guy that will go John Wick on anybody at the drop of a hat but is also a helpless victim of being picked on by a bunch of Internet meanies. You can’t have it both ways, piggy! If he was such a big tough guy with multiple guns and can defend himself to the point of doing serious injury then why is he crying about it?
He wouldn't be such a cunt today if he hadPat is a complete faggot. He has never had his ass kicked.
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