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TokenX

I'm just this guy you know?
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I think about this picture before I work out every day:

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Whenever I get tired or don't want to do any more pushups (I'm a calisthenic nigga), I think about those little b-cup titties and potbelly and go into beast mode.
 

kingship75

My huge-cocked pal stole my wife and PUPPIES!
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He’s delusional as fuck.

I’m taller and weigh less but have a LOT more muscle than Fatso. He would try to use his fat advantage but he’s so slow and clumsy I could easily fake him and make him end up on his ass or back. From there, I could ground and pound him until his bloated face looked like a tomato that fell off a building. Even more than it does now. In Minecraft.

The idea of touching him creeps me out though. I bet he’s always clammy and sticky from the fat and uncleanliness
Pat is also a super-spreader.

So be careful of that.
 

Libby Son Of Loin

WACTIONABLY WEATENING S-S-SUE WIGHTNING
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He’s delusional as fuck.

I’m taller and weigh less but have a LOT more muscle than Fatso. He would try to use his fat advantage but he’s so slow and clumsy I could easily fake him and make him end up on his ass or back. From there, I could ground and pound him until his bloated face looked like a tomato that fell off a building. Even more than it does now. In Minecraft.

The idea of touching him creeps me out though. I bet he’s always clammy and sticky from the fat and uncleanliness
I've said this 10's of thousands of times.

I'm 155 twink bodied and 5'11, whom supposed powerlifter Pat would consider not just emaciated, but actively dying of starvation and nutrient deprivation.

I can deadlift his fat ass easily, and I bet he breaks his back trying to deadlift me, like clipping his frito fucking toenail. In fact, I'm about to hit the gym and work on my max, which I'm gonna push up to 265, his actual weight, and a true weight that lifters would refer to, unlike his fake ass 250 bench.

I really don't get his compulsive lying. If I were gonna lie, I would at least research what I'm lying about so I sound convincingly knowledgeable.
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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I've offered to fight him 3 times now, to no avail. I am by no means a "tough guy" like Big Pat, however i did used to train in Muay Thai for a little under 9 years, and fought a few amateur fights in England & Wales, i have not trained since 2013 and have lived the life of a drug addict and slob ever since.

Having said that, i'd bet hefty cash that i would still kick his head completely off his body within 20 seconds.
Go on a quest of redemption to find and fight Pat. It’s a part of the 12 step program.
 

Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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“I’m 6 foot tall, 225 pounds, and an experienced and trained fighter.. so, if I ever do any see of 'em in person, it will turn out very quickly and very poorly for all of them - and they all know it!” - Dipshit Von Hovelson


Imagine saying this earnestly. Fucking unreal. He probably actually believes he’s intimidated some of us. No fatso, we don’t confront you because we aren’t psychopaths.
 

Jim-sucks-shit

*ALL FUTURE COURT DATES ARE VACATED*
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I think about this picture before I work out every day:

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Whenever I get tired or don't want to do any more pushups (I'm a calisthenic nigga), I think about those little b-cup titties and potbelly and go into beast mode.
Chad on the left is Blappy. He's the one that told pat to shut his fat mouth at wonderfest. He's also legally allowed to see his daughter and still bottoms out on his still attractive wife after 20 years.

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This is who pat tried passively aggressively attacking by calling him 4 foot 10. He's right next to you, you deranged fat person.
 

Clint Ruin

I'm sorry, who are you?
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It’s funny how he’s trying to pretend he’s some big tough guy that will go John Wick on anybody at the drop of a hat but is also a helpless victim of being picked on by a bunch of Internet meanies. You can’t have it both ways, piggy! If he was such a big tough guy with multiple guns and can defend himself to the point of doing serious injury then why is he crying about it?
Nothing like talking shit about cops and judges all the time and while also daily stating "I fight trolls by running to cops and judges"
 

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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I never had a problem with the Blappy to be completely honest witcha

Him laughing with Big Jon on the couch with Ade between them, and then his shirt points to the side and says something raunchy, i like him just for that
 

BillKlacks

Incel imposter cyber atalker
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Pat is a complete faggot. He has never had his ass kicked. Like never really lost a real fight. Never won one either, or even been in one for that matter. It's not a joke Pat, fighting is something you do when you are young and dumb with an undeveloped brain. Being pinned down with some dude full of blood lust raining down blows onto your face is a terrifying experience. I hope you pop off on the wrong person and it happens to you so you can know what it's really like. It's not a movie where you start twirling around like a dipshit and defeat the evil villain. It's real and bloody and devastating, and there are serious consequences, win or lose.
 
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