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If I could be serious for a moment, Pat is fat.
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Reminder: Pig ran to the cops and the court because he was too afraid to meet a sweet Polish lad for a drink.
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Nothing a few grapefruit beers cant resolve
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What a fall from grace. Almost looks like a normal dude there. Standard def was good to Anth.
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Idk, he looks like an N64 Goldeneye character in this pic.
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His level of self-awareness is not good.
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He can tweet shit like this and then deny having a persona. Just through casual observation you can tell that he’s not a badass doing the superhero pose all day.View attachment 44344
Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "@MockRamblings I'm all business and…
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He’s overfed and self-important and runs from his obligations.
He’s the last person you’d want beside you in a foxhole, especially when he makes a point of noting he’s the only atheist in one.
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Gumby owned an iron. Fatrick...not so much.
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How is Mewler a 'young cat'? I've known of him for 4 years. He's a teenager.
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It’s not the rain the cat isn’t taking well, it’s being stuck in a house with Pat. I didn’t know cats could be depressed until I saw a cat that had to live with Pat.
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Shit, look at Toothless. Poor little fella was tired of the filth and rape that he committed suicide and joined Twitter.
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I shuttered in disgust at my creation.
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I hope he’s hit by a truck in front of his shit house.
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Most people would see this as someone totally taking the piss and having a laugh.View attachment 44344
Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "@MockRamblings I'm all business and…
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It's sometimes hard to process the fact that he ACTUALLY believes this and thinks that everyone else does too.
He thinks he's this John Wick/Jack Reacher esque laser focused, athletic killing machine with genius level intelligence, knicker wetting charisma and is an expert at EVERYTHING. It's hilarious though, how serious he takes it all.
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Just to try to intimidate me, make me feel unsafe in my own home; that doesn't work, because I'm 6' tall, 225lbs, experienced, trained fighter. So, if I ever do see any of them in person, it will turn out very quickly and very poorly for all of them--and they all know it.
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It’s gonna be great when he finally encounters @covidcumia at Hooli’s. He will absolutely panic and freak out like Josiah 5.
Then we will truly find out what is better in a fight, high school sports or aikido. Hopefully lots of choke slamming occurs, although Patrick is larger than a welterweight.
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This is what he thinks would happen if a bunch of Rascals messed with him outside Hooligans. You know he imagines exchanges and one liners etc...
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He knows full well that he isn't, or he'd have met Big Dick Andrew at Hooligans.
He just thinks that he can fake it on Twitter for likes.