REMINDER: Patrick spends Thanksgiving AND Christmas alone

[Slackjawed Cow]

There probably wasn't any one incident but just a string of holidays of him being an insufferable asshole.

We have seen how obnoxious he gets as he drinks more. By the time dinner is ready Im sure he is drunk and arguing with family member about what he feels they are wrong about. Then everyone ends up in awkward silence toward the tailend of the night trying to finish the pumpkin pie so they can get the fuck away from him. You know Pat ruins the holidays.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

We have seen how obnoxious he gets as he drinks more. By the time dinner is ready Im sure he is drunk and arguing with family member about what he feels they are wrong about. Then everyone ends up in awkward silence toward the tailend of the night trying to finish the pumpkin pie so they can get the fuck away from him. You know Pat ruins the holidays.

imagine getting drunk with your family members on the holidays and arguing instead of hotboxing a garage and blasting the Allman Brothers

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

imagine getting drunk with your family members on the holidays and arguing instead of hotboxing a garage and blasting the Allman Brothers

" We are going for a walk"

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

" We are going for a walk"

twitter fucked that fat nigger's mind up beyond repair. If you can't have a good time getting shitfaced with some boomers you're related to, you need to get a fuckin enema

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

imagine getting drunk with your family members on the holidays and arguing instead of hotboxing a garage and blasting the Allman Brothers

You said it, brother

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Christmas is just another day to Rick. Sitting on the fart couch, playing with his nerf guns and dinosaurs. To the rest of us normal people, its a time for cheer and having fun with your family. Having a few drinks, telling stories/jokes, letting the kids play together. Making a bunch of great food. Exchanging gifts. Not to Rick. He wakes up in his dead silent half hovel and picks his phone up to tweet and fart. Thats about it.

I'll bet that retard really does pick up his phone to fart, too

 

[guest]

He literally told dozens and dozens of people- friends and all of his/Niki’s family- that the person who doxxed them and harassed them was Canyon Boykin, disgraced killer cop, and that he was doing a giant story with the huffington post to reveal it.

“You might have thought I was arguing with mere internet trolls, but check out THIS!” he explains, justifying his 3 years of engagement that caused their harassment, with the idea that he was going to be famous and it would be a national news story.

Now imagine him at thanksgiving, having to explain 10+ times that no, it wasn’t Canyon Boykin and no, there is no huffington post story. It was just a troll who completely outsmarted him for 9 months. But he’s going to keep on engaging, because if he didn’t it would get worse.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Thanksgiving is time for apple pies made with red delicious apples because everyone else is doing it wrong.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I'll be with family at xmas, but I might give Rick a friendly call when I go outside for a smoke

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

I'll be with family at xmas, but I might give Rick a friendly call when I go outside for a smoke

That's very benevolent of you, brotherman.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I would love to know how Niki’s family thinks about the fat pig she married, especially now post lol suit. He has zero redeemable qualities and would be the worst person to have around. The fact that he proudly encourages his “followers” to argue / hate their family members with different politics shows how miserable he is to hate people over politics.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I’m making a Turducken Wellington this year, child. It’s going to be stupendous!

 

[potatopeeler63]

I would love to know how Niki’s family thinks about the fat pig she married, especially now post lol suit. He has zero redeemable qualities and would be the worst person to have around. The fact that he proudly encourages his “followers” to argue / hate their family members with different politics shows how miserable he is to hate people over politics.

“niki, i already Told you, we shall not be in touch with your siblings because they are unvaccinaTed.”
I hope rick has his 5 amazon guns locked up tight because one day her drug-addled mind is going to snap and pull an american beauty

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I’m making a Turducken Wellington this year, child. It’s going to be stupendous!

right into the garbage it goes after he drunkenly burns it in the oven

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pats red delicious apples pie made to ruin Thanksgiving.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

right into the garbage it goes after he drunkenly burns it in the oven

Yeah that oinker is throwing away food.

 

[Clint Ruin]

We have seen how obnoxious he gets as he drinks more. By the time dinner is ready Im sure he is drunk and arguing with family member about what he feels they are wrong about. Then everyone ends up in awkward silence toward the tailend of the night trying to finish the pumpkin pie so they can get the fuck away from him. You know Pat ruins the holidays.

I guarantee you he drunkenly slips into that femmy "Patrick Tomlinson, Firebrand" voice with his family.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I guarantee you he drunkenly slips into that femmy "Patrick Tomlinson, Firebrand" voice with his family.

the cousins roll their eyes and the female members of the family hastily usher the children out of the room. They've all seen this too many times before

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I guarantee you he drunkenly slips into that femmy "Patrick Tomlinson, Firebrand" voice with his family.

yuck, I bet you are right. Calling family members sweetie.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

yuck, I bet you are right. Calling family members sweetie.

No Charlie, honey child. Rittenhouse did not handle his gun correctly. You were the Army, big whoop. I’m a certified pew pew instructor, baby boy.