REMINDER: Patrick spends Thanksgiving AND Christmas alone

[guest]

Prove me wrong, Patrick. Post some photos like you do about every other mundane part of your life.

You won't post these pictures because you spend the holidays in bars with all the other unlovable alkies.

 

[HotDogJoe]

What you don't think it's normal to spend the holidays burning a beef wellington and then posting the picture for 10 likes on social media??

 

[HomeRunCumia]

What you don't think it's normal to spend the holidays burning a beef wellington and then posting the picture for 10 likes on social media??

That's probably one of the more normal things about him actually. At least compared to going to a baseball game and flipping off a little kid behind his back.

 

[HotDogJoe]

That's probably one of the more normal things about him actually. At least compared to going to a baseball game and flipping off a little kid behind his back.

The child deserved it, child. Hush now.

 

[Mikekeke]

An intellectual juggernaut like Rick needs to spend the holidays alone so he can ponder the state of the world and keep watch for fascism while the rest of us party during our baby brained religious holidays. He keeps watch for tigers while the rest of us sleep, child.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Its posts like these where Pat thinks he is going to prove the trolls wrong and attend the holiday with family and end up ruining it for everyone. Its a win/win either way.

 

[Udders]

I'd love to know why. Like, I know its because hes an annoying, insufferable cunt, but I'm curious about the specific stories or incidents as to why hes banned from all family get togethers.

 

[Phish]

Christmas is just another day to Rick. Sitting on the fart couch, playing with his nerf guns and dinosaurs. To the rest of us normal people, its a time for cheer and having fun with your family. Having a few drinks, telling stories/jokes, letting the kids play together. Making a bunch of great food. Exchanging gifts. Not to Rick. He wakes up in his dead silent half hovel and picks his phone up to tweet and fart. Thats about it.

 

[Clint Ruin]

I'd love to know why. Like, I know its because hes an annoying, insufferable cunt, but I'm curious about the specific stories or incidents as to why hes banned from all family get togethers.

If I had to guess, I'd go out on a limb and theorize it's because he's an abrasive asshole about people's beliefs despite being a fraud who holds those beliefs purely for social media likes.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

What will Cousin Pumpkinhead Tomlinson do??

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

That is very sad maybe the stalkers could converse with him more on these days knowing he is lonley and having nobody eles to talk to

 

[EraGodless]

Prove me wrong, Patrick. Post some photos like you do about every other mundane part of your life.

You won't post these pictures because you spend the holidays in bars with all the other unlovable alkies.

Not having family and friends and being alone during the holidays is just the price you pay for being a political firebrand, child. I'm sorry you're so bad at this.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Even funnier is Pat acts like it was his choice to stay home alone.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Even funnier is Pat acts like it was his choice to stay home alone.

This is why I have no sympathy for thiki. Everyone else in his life actively avoids him. She enables his disgusting behavior by standing by his side after everyone else has abandoned him.

 

[potatopeeler63]

Not having family and friends and being alone during the holidays is just the price you pay for being a political firebrand, child. I'm sorry you're so bad at this.

Geopolitical expert and intellectual pundit.

Im sure pat will spend his holiday reading international relations abstracts and pouring over foreign policy theses

 

[CuntFucker]

Incredibly based, enjoy your shitty family get togethers in your cheap trailers. Imagine disregarding your boring family to drink 16 beers while you fart in your girlfriends mouth as she slurps on your manhole. Patrick is a king.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Its going to be great if does go to family dinners having to explain multiple time how you lost your ass in a frivolous lawsuit in the past year. Of course he wont tell them all the details like getting catfished but he will have to admit he didnt win.

 

[EraGodless]

Geopolitical expert and intellectual pundit.

Im sure pat will spend his holiday reading international relations abstracts and pouring over foreign policy theses

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Bzzzz: What is- You're a fat unlikeable faggot, Patrick.

 

[guest]

I'd love to know why. Like, I know its because hes an annoying, insufferable cunt, but I'm curious about the specific stories or incidents as to why hes banned from all family get togethers.

There probably wasn't any one incident but just a string of holidays of him being an insufferable asshole.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Covid was the perfect excuse to not feel obligated to get together with your annoying family members and "do our own thing." My guess is that they used it as a clean break and they'll never be invited again.