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He just sits on the weight bench and tweets
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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Reminder: Patrick is an experienced Krav Maga and jiu jitsu practitioner but has never shared a single picture of him doing either
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The steam room dehydrates you, so if you're a fighter who's just a bee's dick above the weight limit you can dehydrate and get under.
It burns zero calories, though - your body is not even having to heat itself, so it takes some of the normal caloric load off - and it's not a long-term solution.
Of course our fat triathlete thinks it counts as exercise.
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I only go into the steam room at my gym because it feels good and I imagine it exfoliates. I find my muscles don't get as sore if I just sit around in there for about 15 minutes after a workout.
I wouldn’t be surprised if he thinks if he sweats it will be just as effective as working out since you sweat when you’re working out. Knowing Pat he probably thinks he’s some genius that figured something out and laughs at all those putting in actual work outs.
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Last time I checked they were still there. It's funny to scroll through his Insta. So many funny memories. Pictures of his dumb cubed chicken meals. Models he has fucked up and never mentioned again. Dumb pictures of his stupid face taking up the whole frame. If you ever need a laugh, check out his Instagram
That's the real point of them. Traditional saunas/banyas also involve getting massaged with birch branches and finishing the whole thing with a plunge in cold water. Quickly alternating between hot and cold baths is good for cardiovascular health if I'm not mistaken.
It's a post-workout wellness thing, not a weightless routine, no matter how much calorifically-challenged fatsos want to pretend otherwise.
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That's exactly what I do, too. After a workout I go to the steam room for about 15 or 20 minutes, and then I take a shower and cool down before I get dressed and leave. I didn't know if there was any actual science behind it I just knew it felt really good.
The fact that he complained about it being closed definitely means thats the majority of his workout “routine”. He walks about a bit, stops and looks at his phone, sits on a machine and takes 5-10 minutes to do 1 set due to still looking at his phone and then it’s steam room child. He would post a gross selfie of how he ran a lot on the treadmill but never posts the treadmill screen showing his results.
We know he only spends an hour at the gym. He probably walks on the treadmill or elliptical for 15, curls dumbbells for 15, steam room for 15, and the rest of the time is spent walking around creeping on women, taking a shit, etc
Fatrick is that kid who makes up outlandish stories that he knows can't be verified by anyone but everyone just humors until he goes away. He was never checked physically for being a faggot because he's a fat fucking coward and this is the result a literal man child who apologizes for pedophiles because he too fucks kids. Name me one more God damn time in a lolsuit motherfucker
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Bowl cut, missing tooth, half smile, half surprised. Pest status confirmed
You have an unnecessary comma in there.
Dad works for Nintendo, Mom was a spy for the CIA, hot girlfriend in the next town who was actually his cousin
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I lost my virginity to a girl in Niagara Falls you wouldn't know her.
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Let's just make it clear. He doesn't lift weights. He doesn't even curl dumbbells. His arms are scrawnier than his wife's. He has no muscle definition whatsoever. No traps, no lats, nothing. Nothing about his body says "this guy lifts weights". He might walk for 15 minutes then sniff some benches and creep on women before jerking his micro peen in the steam room but he doesn't lift.
After seeing the pics of Niki and her girlfriend that Dan showed during his podcast I started thinking Pat might just be getting as big as possible so Niki's chest and shoulders aren't wider than his. She already has him on the arms and hands. Obviously he's too lazy and genetically disastrous to do it by building layers of lean muscle so he's convinced himself being a big fat guy is the same thing.
One of his funniest delusional moments ever is when one of his Twitter pals jokingly suggested he get a better fitting shirt and Patty said, "The fit is quite nice, actually. I'm just broader in the chest and shoulders than most." Little. Baby Child. Nothing you believe is true.
Just because my clothes are tight due to being too large for them doesn't mean I need a bigger size, child.
Its fantastic and a Hall of Fame entry on the pants-shitting retard scale. People proud of the their gym work showing their bodies/muscles, Pat just photographs his stupid potato head. When making a Wellington, the entire point is the reveal of the middle while cutting it open. Pat completely negates that of course because it came out embarrassingly awful.