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Reminder: Patrick is an experienced Krav Maga and jiu jitsu practitioner but has never shared a single picture of him doing either

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He's trained in Krav MAGA.

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Chive Turkey

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You think a guy who feels the need to showboat his Wordle results and every new purchase he makes to go through the effort to post something relating to his supposedly successful and beloved hobby, one that is also centred around sparring with a lot of people and holding well-attended and documented events?

Your skepticism seems unreasonable, sir. I'm pretty sure every semi-professional fighter fills their social media with photographs of them lying on their couch under a blanket, and never ones of them training and fighting.
 

FurBurger

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He's been a self-defence instructor, child.

Also, he regularly concealed-carries his Glock with 48 pieces of tacticool shit hanging off it; despite not having a CCW licence or anywhere to conceal it between his fat body and his too-tight clothing.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Notice there's no picture of him actually lifting weights or exercising in any manner. Just his fat, dumb water head taking up the entire screen. Faggot probably goes to the gym just for the steam room.
He complained that the steam room wasn’t open yet when the gym came back after Covid. He thinks the steam room is how you get in shape which is obvious it’s not working. Only time I ever heard the steam room being useful was from Don Rickles who said that’s how the Rat Pack were able to perform in Vegas - Party until Dawn - and do it again the next night without issue. Steam room got all the booze out.
 
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