Reminder: Pat is a Compassionate Liberal

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

He can't bring himself to be an lgbt ally without constantly leading with "I'm not gay, but..."

Methinks he doth protest yadayadayada

Just like he does with mental illness. "No, child, I am not a retard. But I have many friends who are."

 

[FurBurger]

Just like he does with mental illness. "No, child, I am not a retard. But I have many friends who are."

"No, child. I'm into... other things. Not pegging."

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

"No, child. I'm into... other things. Not pegging."

he means afro necro-cannibalism

 

[guest]

I love you gay guys. I love you.

I don't care for my only daughter, though.

I'm not gay.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It’s interesting that a man married to a woman has to go out of his way to make sure everyone knows he’s a straight man. It’s almost like he’s hiding something.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

For National Coming Out Day Rick should come out of the closet about being a pig, we all knew this before and not would be surprised by the news

 

[guest]

It’s interesting that a man married to a woman has to go out of his way to make sure everyone knows he’s a straight man. It’s almost like he’s hiding something.

Wait, you've never bragged about having sex with your wife/gf/lover "the day before yesterday"?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

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Oh Pat, have to grandstand for the Alphabet people. You’re so novel. With all this stretching to virtue signal, you might pull a hammy. Calm down son.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

For National Coming Out Day, I'd like to announce to everyone that I am still heterosexual. I'm straight, very into hot chicks (in a sexual way) and don't fantasize about buff men fucking my asshole raw.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

"...many of the people who have added color and joy to my life..."

Always about how they serve you, isn't it?

 

[Harry Powell]

I don’t think he’s gay. I think he got beat up and emasculated so much that he’s more confused and fucked up than anyone in the closet.