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Former Prez Gerald Ford

Come over and we’ll have nachos. And some beer.
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You could totally do it but you just don’t want to, got it.

Also the story has only really progressed in the last decade meaningfully so not sure what your point is about the 90s. Any true fan would know how stupid that is.
You’re one step away from buying a 4k funko pop and posting it on Reddit for updoots. Just admit that for me and I’ll leave it alone sniff
 

Leeeavings

Beneath Boq’s Notice
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1. Encounter another Warhammer fan
2. "I'm a true fan and you aren't because you don't agree with my every thought!"

Bitter narcissist manchild.
Conservatives aren’t very good at discussing literature either
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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1. Encounter another Warhammer fan
2. "I'm a true fan and you aren't because you don't agree with my every thought!"

Bitter narcissist manchild.

He was feigning being a fan to insult me.

The other week I was at my buddy’s house party and he showed me his late dad’s guitar. I asked him how it sounded and he said he doesn’t know how to play.

“mind if I have a noodle on it?”

“yeah man, go for it”

*I tune it and play a few songs for fun*

This guy who is the boyfriend of one of the wives sisters.

“It doesn’t go like that, you’re supposed to use barre chords not a capo” because he was obviously jealous of the attention.

“Why don’t you show me how?”

“I can’t play guitar”

Well what the fuck is your problem then?
 

Gay Faggot.

Soft punchable jaw...bitch tits...pear shaped
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You think you’re the only person who has read the lore of this extremely common fad fiction? How old even are you? I saw neck beards playing this game when I was 10 years old in mall comic books stores. I knew a nerd who painted the toys in 1996. I could debate the lore with you, but you have the chair and I don’t so you obviously win.
Congrats. Now you’re a bigger faggot. Nice enjoying playing with figurines, stupid.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Ray Stevenson!
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Hold on, I didn't read all four pages.

Did anyone use the "My babies are gone" joke yet?
 

Former Prez Gerald Ford

Come over and we’ll have nachos. And some beer.
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You’re allowed to have hobbies without it being some grave sin of faggotry.
Counterpoint:

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Leeeavings

Beneath Boq’s Notice
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He was feigning being a fan to insult me.

The other week I was at my buddy’s house party and he showed me his late dad’s guitar. I asked him how it sounded and he said he doesn’t know how to play.

“mind if I have a noodle on it?”

“yeah man, go for it”

*I tune it and play a few songs for fun*

This guy who is the boyfriend of one of the wives sisters.

“It doesn’t go like that, you’re supposed to use barre chords not a capo” because he was obviously jealous of the attention.

“Why don’t you show me how?”

“I can’t play guitar”

Well what the fuck is your problem then?
I already told you I’m not a real fan because I don’t have the chair. And thank Nurgle for that.
 
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